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kash replied to Simoman's topic in Optics and Night Vision
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nice one apparently they've cancelled the nativity in newcastle, as all the could find are eleven donkey's, no wisemen and the messiah's gone missing
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a few years back i was out with the BTCV on one of the many goverment we will no what you do during the day courses plus i got a nice list of local conservationary sites then when at the end of the course we all met up in pub, when one of turned to me and said " i thought it was good that a black guy came and seen out the course to the end, but then you come out with these stupid white ideas about hunting maybe cause i used to read me plummer books while traveling and they call us stupid
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the jamaican bolt now wouldn't that be a race
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little girl finds her dog dead with it's legs in the air, and asks ger dad why it's like that.dad say's it's died and is like that so jesus can pick it up and take it to heaven. next day she say's "dad, mum nearly died 2day. she was on her back with her legs in the air, shouting oh jesus i'm coming, i'm coming, and if the milkman hadn't been holding her down we'd have lost her.
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thought mine was bad dont give up the day job
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a son asks his dad the difference between "theoretically" & "realistically", dad say's thats hard, but i have an idea, ask mum if she would sleep with the milkman, for a million quid. lad comes back "mum say's yes". right now go ask your sister if she would sleep with the coalman for 2 million quid, lad comes back again," sister say's yes dad. well there you go son,thts your answer, theoretically were sitting on 3 million quid, but realistically were living with 2 slags
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nice dog there mate heard he had a nice looking bro also shame the best one's have to go
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nice part of the country you at chap up there every yr that xmas market is brill Yep, the christmas market is good. Plenty of foods stalls and mulled wine............. well if you see a mixed race guy say hi you never know we dont all look alike its was just a good way of making money on the old I.D parades
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sure my dad used to swear by whippets, yes thats right whip it in, whip it out & whipe it mine was a 3/4 grey x 1/4 deer still got her 8 this yr
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sure my dad used to swear by whippets, yes thats right whip it in, whip it out & whipe it
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nice part of the country you at chap up there every yr that xmas market is brill
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here,here tell you all what don't tell any one else i'm mixed race see i can get away with the black & white jokes sorry everyone come on we're not lost for words are we
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here,here tell you all what don't tell any one else i'm mixed race see i can get away with the black & white jokes sorry everyone
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got a head like a boulder nice one
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thats what i mean unless some one comes in your face or names you personally then surely its just a joke aint it
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give edm an inch and she'll laugh her f*****g head off
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it was at hartington wakes, pikehall race track derbyshire
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ferrari's F1 team manager decided to employ some Liverpudlian teenagers as thier new pit crew. because of their penowned skill when removing car wheels quickly. at the first practise session, not only did they change all four wheels in 6 sec's, but within 12 sec's they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the f****r to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of stella, a bag of weed, and some pictures of Coulthard's bird getting shagged up the arse
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how many went & who won terriers
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got two lakie/patt x jrt's work brill for me try throwing a ball or something into a bush tell her to go & luck after a while pretend to throw & tell her same thing good luck
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no i dont think you can put me down as a racist but thanks for asking, i do like a good joke though. see what i like to do is wait till the racism jokes come then say have you heard this one especially if they tell you the joke to your face a bit like that black comedian from your neck of the wood LENNY HENRY
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i just put a query about a joke no answer or reply given it just took off why if some-one can just answer my question
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any one know best way to get to show or what postcode
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ben asks his new girlfriend for a hand job. "i've never done that ,"she say's what do i do"? "well remember when you where a kid & you'd shake a bottle of coke and spray your brother with it - well thats what you do", she nods. so he pulls it out & she grabs hold of it, and starts shaking it. a minute later he has tears running down his face , snot flowing from his nose, and wax flying from his ears. she asks"whats wrong", he cries ,"take your f*****g thumb off the end