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yes gonna try & get over on the sunday see what i can pick up hope bloody weathers better than last yr
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:11: nice looking dog the white eye's are set off nicely against the black body
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rat holes that big hope he's got some big gonads to go there :11:
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thanks for that took me a while to find this article
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when did you retire from the police force or you still doing the patrols
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whats the most difficult part of a sex change operation? getting the cheese to taste like fish
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these two yanks in the pub at the end of the night, when one turns to his mate, "i've got to get a pint of fighting beer" and goes to the bar. "landlady give me a pint a of your best fighting beer" she thinks for a moment then gets a glass goes and urinates in it then askes him for £1.50, he goes and sits down and tells his mate how strong the pint is. his mate say's "fighting beer you call it i'm up for a pin t of that then", goes to the bar but gets the landlady's daughter, "a pint of fighting beer please" anyway she goes to her mum, "got this bloke asking for fighting beer" mum "d
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A big hairy biker sat at the bar,when in walks this blonde may i take this seat, and parks herself next to the biker. The biker goes you smell nice" "blonde goes Channel NO5, you don't smell to bad yourself" "oh it called a hardon but i didn't know you could smell it"
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Wo'nt promice anything but I'll have a go talk about price if it happens if you do'nt like or want it no problemMal thanks i'll keep my eye out on forum thanks
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feckin brilliant mate
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hi bigmal have been looking for a stick with a lakey head with rat in mouth, could you do it and at what price
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paxton1 is that a malbrough cat i see in that pic & if so wher did you get it, i had one while at school but lost it running from a few of her majesty's cuntstables, the rubber was sqare & solid not like the hollow tubing on the black widows i still rate it better than the widow i've got now if you know where i can get one can you post details thanks
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THE CREATION OF PUSSY seven wise men with knowledge so fine created pussy to their design first was a butcher smart with wit by using a knife he gave it a slit, second a carpenter strong bold with hammer and chisel he gave it a hole, third came a tailor tall and thin while using red linen he lined it within, fourth was a hunter short and stout by using some fur he lined it without, fifth was a fisherman nasty has hell he threw in a fish and gave it a smell, then came a preacher his name was mcgee he touched, it and blessed it and said it could pee, finally came a biker a
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there's a labrador and a alsation in the vets waiting room and thier talking away when the subject on why they are ther crops up, labrador goes i'm here for the snip, they cant stop me humping anything in sight alsation goes thats a bit arsh! lab goes so why are you here? alsation says well my mistress just got out the bath & when she dropped the towel i couldn't resist & i had to give her one! lab' ah so you here for the snip to? alsation no way she's bought me to have my claws clipped!
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look [bANNED TEXT] i go ahead i'm no racist. but we've got to be able to call a spade a spade or we'd be bolloxed when it comes to digging. there's good & bad in all no matter what race colour or creed the one's who don't get along with his fellow man should find a nice deserted island some where & do a last man standing remember love thy neighbour but dont get caught i've got a mixed bunch of [bANNED TEXT]'s & maybe we don't see eye to eye all the time but we sort it out we ain't gonna cut em or owt, might not see any of them for mths but we know their at the other end o
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englishman, scotsman & irishman all talking about how stupid their wives are, english bloke goes my wives just bought a new car cant even drive, scots bloke thats bloody nothing mines just ordered a swimming pool none of us swim, paddy goes thats nowt i tell yer mine's just gone to greece with 50 condoms & she doesn't even have a bloody cock!
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thanks stig & steve66
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nice honest dogs plummer did abit about him in his book the fell terrier & if i'm not mistaken there's a pic of a parkes bred dog in micheal shaw's the modern working terrier if any help to you chap
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nice looking bitch chap howz about gypsyrose
