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kash

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  1. two oap's having oral sex,man say's "i can't stay down there it stinks".woman say's" sorry it's my arthritis" "what in your fanny?" she replied "no in my arms i can't wipe my arse" a man walks into asda and slaps his circumcised cock on the counter at the checkout and say's. . . "i bet you can't roll that f*****g back" NEWS FLASH. . . DAWN FRENCH WAS ARRESTED FOR DRUG POSSESION! WHILST WEARING SHORTS SHE BENT OVER TO TIE HER LACES AND REVEALED 75 KILO'S OF CRACK
  2. THE BUDGET 1986 the country was in a terrible state the parliement rose for the budget debate it was quite a few moments before thatcher spoke, then she said "sex will cost 2 quid a poke" whether you're short,long,skinny or thick, the tax will be paid on the use of you're prick
  3. thanks for that warning i have to go past a cop shop every time i go out aint had no prob so far last time i was stopped was asked to let the officer know if i bred a litter so he could buy a pup but that was lucky i guess and 4 in the morning
  4. should be there fingers x'ed
  5. any one know the weather forcast for this weekend pleasley show
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    AC/DC fans?

    no more into IRON MAIDEN can you elaborate on the comment you've got about enoch powell ONLY AC/DC i ever brought was back in black brill
  7. kash

    Joke

    sent from a asian mate a man in usa sees a dog about to bite a lady,so he kicks the dog to death. a reporter wrote; usa citizen saves lady from dog, the man says i'm not a usa citizen. so report changed to;foreigh hero save lady from dog. the man say's actually i'm from pakistan. next day's headlines; "TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG!!"
  8. that guy deserves a knighthood 4mins 29 the time she put her hands on my things that would be it sorry, folks but if the woman i say that in the butchest of terms wants to pratt around like guys then you treat em the same way you would have done a bloke and i know i'll probably get slaughtered for saying that but i ain't got no chip on my shoulder i've got the sack of spuds
  9. kash

    AC/DC fans?

    no more into IRON MAIDEN can you elaborate on the comment you've got about enoch powell
  10. the only reason why they run up & down is so they don't vvviiiibbrraattee when they slide down the bannister
  11. Really Taggart.......wahts your email address and i'll show you how nice red heads are........ i dont think there is anything wrong with red heads 'I agree' i'll go along with that
  12. kash

    proud dad

    congratulations to you both & another hunter in the making
  13. good on you glad you enjoyed it
  14. i'm sure if you look on the for sale thread there where a few the other day might be worth a look
  15. was going to go myself then thought against it cause of weather glad i did now just a shame they didn't think about putting something on here yes'day
  16. sorry mate didn't see that looked nothing like the one i used to have
  17. throw a terrier up & have mayem
  18. if it's doing the job mate sod the id not needed
  19. nice looking dogs you got there chap
  20. vale of belvoir leicester if you get on the road to whatton h.m.p. coming from notts towards grantham if you blink you'll miss the turn have u got a post code please iv got a ticket given so thought we would come down NG32 1PD
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