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  1. kash

    JACK AN JILL

    humpty dumpty sat on a rock,little bo peep was sucking his cock. as soon as he came she started two weep,she knew by the taste he'd been f*****g her sheep teacher two class:"what does your dad do at week- ends"? little boy" he's a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if thde money's right he let's the punters bang his arse and cum in his gob.teacher takes him outside: " is that true? "no miss, it's bollocks, he plays for england but i'm too embarrased to say"
  2. kash

    JOKES

    nice one chap, little johnny walks into his parents room, and sees his dad giving his mum one,his dad laughs throws a pillow at him and tells him to get out. a little while later dad hears a commotion from little johnnies room, dad rushes in and is horrified to find little johnny shagging his gran, johnny just looks at him and say's not so f*****g funny when it's your mum is it
  3. what about something totally different one of my girls have the name of ARWEN from the lord of the rings think of something unusal and anique have got four daughters so not putting all names up and two sons
  4. kash

    JACK AN JILL

    newly married couple back from honeymoon, man's 1st day back at work comes home to find his mrs crying on the stairs. "what you crying for"? "i wanted it to be a good night but have burnt your dinner" "never mind that" and so takes her upstairs and gives her a good seeing to, following night,similar thing. comes in she's there crying again "whats the matter this time"? "i've burnt your dinner again and it was a salad" "i told you yesterday thats not a problem" and so takes her upstairs gives her another good seeing to, following day he comes home,and she's sliding down the bannister
  5. kash

    RIP

    thanks for the poem. your welcome
  6. kash

    Joke

    u put the long hard shaft in 2 your hot waiting mouth, u play [bANNED TEXT] it round ur tounge, in an out, in an out, u feel it building up inside, u go faster n faster, until the white creamy liqued fills ur mouth, u spit and its all over. ... ...
  7. kash

    RIP

    sorry to hear the news chap at least she went in her sleep , ALL IS WELL "Death is nothing at all, i have only slipped away into the next room. I am i, and you are you.Whatever we were to each other, that we still are. Call me by my old familiar name, speak to me in the easy way
  8. due to the credit crunch,i'm now shopping in cheaper food outlets. have you tried the korean, meatballs from lidl? i'm telling you, they're the dog's bollocks
  9. just seen another thread ab out the proess of your dogs in the ring chap is it worth turning up
  10. dont forget the story of david & goliath & good hunting
  11. kash

    Please support

    ok you got me about to offer my services got quiet big hands
  12. charlie bronson is that really you when did they give you parole
  13. do they go to earth thou yes 13 yrs this yr & will still go to ground dont seemed to have grown up much bit like the owner
  14. is that one of those white lakelands
  15. i had a brill sadly no longer with me lakieXpatt still got 2 of his lads lakieXpatt X jrt i cant fault them
  16. while on the conversation of travellers how many people on here live in the same area, wether town village or city as say how far shall we go back 3,4 or maybe 5 generations or more or do you live where you are now because of family moving over the years then tell me what the difference is
  17. untill your dog goes walkies can honestly say i have walked all my dogs over the years through there place, there polite & i have never been made to feel uneasy round them , i can only speak as i find , the folks up here are very much part off the community, they generate a lot of income to the local shops & are well liked
  18. nice to know you chap i'm not but brother-in-law is
  19. nice looking pup there mate shame i ain't got room if how ever something was to happen to my old 1's before you sell i'll be in touch
  20. went today the weather was great every 1 had a good time i got champion pup well done very nice pup yeah well done chap nice pup
  21. howdy & welcome you didn't say what age your pup is chap you might get better advice if you put it's age up Hamish is 18 weeks old but judging by the pics I've seen on here I'm not sure he's a true border, as his snout is longer, he's also black backed (like his Dam) with tan legs and a short white chest stripe. Not that I really care 'cos I love the 'lil chap to bits! thats the thing chap as long as you like him bollox to everyone else your the one who's looking after him wouldn't try him for a few mths to rat yet have a look out see if yoy spot on any when your out & a
  22. yeah nice poem chap just proves the goverment wrong some people do have a heart
  23. mate's just told me depending on condition he told me about £150-200
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