humpty dumpty sat on a rock,little bo peep was
sucking his cock. as soon as he came she started
two weep,she knew by the taste he'd been
f*****g her sheep
teacher two class:"what does your dad do at week-
ends"? little boy" he's a dancer in a gay bar and
sometimes if thde money's right he let's the punters
bang his arse and cum in his gob.teacher takes
him outside: " is that true? "no miss, it's bollocks,
he plays for england but i'm too embarrased to say"
nice one chap,
little johnny walks into his parents room,
and sees his dad giving his mum one,his dad laughs throws a pillow
at him and tells him to get out.
a little while later dad hears a commotion from little johnnies room,
dad rushes in and is horrified to find little johnny shagging his gran,
johnny just looks at him and say's not so f*****g funny when it's
your mum is it
what about something totally different one of my girls have the name of ARWEN from the lord of the rings
think of something unusal and anique have got four daughters so not putting all names up and two sons
newly married couple back from honeymoon,
man's 1st day back at work comes home to find his mrs crying on the stairs.
"what you crying for"?
"i wanted it to be a good night but have burnt your dinner"
"never mind that" and so takes her upstairs and gives her a good seeing to,
following night,similar thing.
comes in she's there crying again
"whats the matter this time"?
"i've burnt your dinner again and it was a salad"
"i told you yesterday thats not a problem"
and so takes her upstairs gives her another good seeing to,
following day he comes home,and she's sliding down the bannister
u put the long hard shaft
in 2 your hot waiting
mouth,
u play [bANNED TEXT] it round ur
tounge,
in an out, in an out,
u feel it building up inside,
u go faster n faster,
until the white creamy
liqued fills ur mouth,
u spit and its all over.
...
...
sorry to hear the news chap at least she went in her sleep ,
ALL IS WELL
"Death is nothing at all, i have only
slipped away into the next room.
I am i, and you are you.Whatever
we were to each other, that we still
are. Call me by my old familiar
name, speak to me in the easy way
due to the credit crunch,i'm now shopping in
cheaper food outlets. have you tried the korean,
meatballs from lidl?
i'm telling you, they're the dog's bollocks
while on the conversation of travellers how many people on here live in the same area,
wether town village or city as say how far shall we go back 3,4 or maybe 5 generations or more or do you live where you are now because of family moving over the years then tell me what the difference is
untill your dog goes walkies
can honestly say i have walked all my dogs over the years through there place, there polite & i have never been made to feel uneasy round them , i can only speak as i find , the folks up here are very much part off the community, they generate a lot of income to the local shops & are well liked
howdy & welcome you didn't say what age your pup is chap you might get better advice if you put it's age up
Hamish is 18 weeks old but judging by the pics I've seen on here I'm not sure he's a true border, as his snout is longer, he's also black backed (like his Dam) with tan legs and a short white chest stripe. Not that I really care 'cos I love the 'lil chap to bits!
thats the thing chap as long as you like him bollox to everyone else your the one who's looking after him wouldn't try him for a few mths to rat yet have a look out see if yoy spot on any when your out & a