i was told this joke by a farmer yesterday, i dont know how old it is but i never heard it before and it did make me laugh. 3 prostitutes in a pub talking about last night.the first one said i had a electrician last night and bloody hell he was electric,the second one said i had a plumber and he unblocked holes i didnt know i had it was wonderfull,then the third one said i had a local farmer,first he said it was too dry then it was to wet and then the b***ard didnt pay me.