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mackem

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  1. If you are going HUNTING! Period, you cannot carry a knife in your possession without a good reason. End of. The cuffs would be straight on my friend. Saturday night, you come out the pub, your wearing the same bottoms you had on when out hunting, the knife still in there. Your walking home at midnight, police turn up, explain to you that there have been car breaks in the area, so the grounds are set for a legal stop and search,officer find's the knife in your pocket! "ok sir i've been hunting earlier" The copper will laugh and nick you for (A) offensive weapon ( having a sharp point
  2. Wasnt it Mr Bumble who said "The law is an ass"
  3. i always pay with love bigboy Gay for pay?Or cash for kind
  4. If your a coursing afficianado,a day-walker give the required law if your a lamper sod that its like Micawbers theory of budgetary financing,you dont want less return than the effort expended,as close as the terrain and the quarry allow
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    Chat Room

    I have just been in,no probs
  6. Its not porcus as a whole,black hairy wild ones are fine,its just those fat pink domesticated ones with little swine eyes that make me shiver
  7. Yup,thats where my fear germinated,ratting in a badly-lit piggery one night as a kid,slipped and fell into the shit,got a bit trampled and bumped by inquisitive pigs,always had an irrational fear of them ever since
  8. Velcro-effect if you have stubble of your own Get that quid spent Oots
  9. Probably because I am swinophobic,its my achilles-heel As bricktop said "Never trust a man who owns a pig-farm"
  10. I dont know if its legal in the UK but heres a guide for you. http://www.freewebs.com/cajunyankee/dubbing.htm
  11. I havent got a clue to be honest mate,he took the pic in a market place because he liked them
  12. Those were the days Dyktos,and I see you went to the same barber as myself Are you still in contact with him since his move stateside?
  13. Stubbs,thats a PUNK chicken Dye it blue
  14. I always preferred Heelers,onions,or babylon,never liked the term pigs or bacon though
  15. Artic,nice use of the vernacular "Rozzer"
  16. I have ferreted and lamped at Malham,excellent place or it was then,lifting with rabbits,we even had mooches around in daylight letting the dogs pick them from their seats or run them into the grikes and clints,Gary Hosker was the one who first highlighted the massive amount of rabbits if I remember correctly,I am sure many here remember his tales of rabbiting the limestone with his beddie/greyhound "Spud"
  17. The weasely little tw*t used to play for the short timers.... little asshat spent more time wiping off hits than playing..... till me and one of our guys snuck up on him and blew the little cheater to shit Who?My nephew???
  18. Thank you for that stubby Shell,the little girl with the dead bunny is uber-cute
  19. Couldnt you leave them overnight in the freezer before you returned fire on him
  20. My nephew has a decent one,I think my sis paid about 250 for it?Stings like f*ck when your on the receiving side of a hit though He played against Adam Woodyatt(ian beale) once,dont know if he shot him however
  21. mackem

    RAF

    Yes Mac the people are lovely. I was visiting friends for a while. We had our own secret bar there!! That was dodgy ground, but the locals loved a little tickle! I worked in NWFP for a while,pakistan side of the Khyber,went over a few times,I always felt comfortable in that region
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    RAF

    Some mightnt agree,but its a beautiful country,especially the north,and the majority of people like the Pathans,well,lots of time and respect for them
  23. I think your souls touched in the stars somewhere,its a heavenly connection
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