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mackem

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  1. Seen Paquiao in the flesh,nice guy,been to his gamefowl farm,and I was in his hometown of General Santos City in March when he fought Marquez,the atmosphere was incredible,I watched the fight in a cinema beamed live from Las Vegas,standing room only,my moneys on Pacman paquiao
  2. Buy it Maty,I hereby appoint you official DVD critic,buy,watch,give your punditry
  3. Hi mate Very nearly got double figures one night about ten years ago, ended up with nine. It was a wild December night and I was just about to flick on my lamp when I saw a red light, I thought bloody gamie, so I squatted down and pulled the dogs into the cover, but something didn't look right, so keeping low I sneaked forward leaving the dogs on stay. This old guy with a white beard appeared going YO,HO,HO, that was it, the dogs were off in a flash, the old guy's shouting no not Rudolf, oh! not Prancer. Nine I ended up with. Come on then who's got kids or Grandkids, there was Dancer, Prancer,
  4. Exotic looks,multi-lingual,and with a brain My wife said opposites attract
  5. Sounds like FOTF 1 mate,the £17 one is FOTF 2 which is 20 minutes of the first one and 40 minutes fresh footage.
  6. I will have those discs done for you tommorrow night alec
  7. What does it weigh JBS?Hoops take seconds to cut and bend,blend in,and are very effective,have you had anything using your metal hoops?
  8. You are just too sour to sweeten Mac................ I just always had a thing about lollypop ladies KS,I remember being guided across the road by Mrs Brown our LP Lady when I was teetering on pubescence and the thrill of her warm hand clasping mine,I just wondered if she ever wore sheer black silken stockings
  9. Always the deciding factor,you asked for the best I just gave info on my prosumer cam,you can pick up a decent second-hand Canon XL1 for £600 at the minute,lots of use still left on the heads and loads of useful features but it all boils down to price
  10. You could always get him a Nokia 3310 and tell him its retro
  11. Dont be too extravagant,kids always want to upgrade or lose or damage phones Cant you get him a contract so he can have the latest models every year?
  12. Based in Hong Kong for four and a half years,travelled across china,seen things like that over there but they wouldnt get away with it stateside
  13. Urban legend http://www.snopes.com/photos/food/rats.asp
  14. Most of those pics were taken in China Mickel,2'nd 3'rd and 4'rth pics certainly were,I have seen them on a travel site before and it certainly wasnt for travellers going to Newark,and a "Chinese-halal"????
  15. Well,ginger hair is 2% of the worlds population,theres a site to bring ginger individuals together,dont type in redhead.com,its a porn site http://www.redhedd.com/browse/
  16. Sure I read a survey somewhere that states ginger-haired people secrete more pheremones to attract members of the opposite sex Cant work so good however as ginger is becoming rarer and rarer
  17. Did she wear black suspenders and matching Lingerie night time?Say YES,please?
  18. Think of the long-term health implication will,dont seccumb to peer-pressure,just say NO
  19. True Gnasher,but the lollypop ladies uniform commands more respect Most folks ignorant of the law when answering the door to a uniform will allow entry
  20. Might just as well let the Lollypop lady and the check-out girl at Tesco have a snoop around the house if they come knocking,makes just as much sense as allowing an RSPCA employee entry,they all have the same legal powers,NIL If your sociable and that way inclined let them in,its your place,your call,your decision,I would rather allow the mormons in when they come doorstepping however
  21. Try a bundle.yes,you did read correctly,none of that pack or packet rubbish,get a bundle of hand-rolled Bidis in india They were about 50 pence for 100 The smell was enough :sick: Think Norah Battys freshly laundered war-time"Ration" panties drying on a radiator :sick:
  22. Reputedly like castros cigars,hand-rolled on the inner-thighs of virginal cuban maidens
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