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mackem

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  1. I had an extra sugar in my coffee Its hyped me up again
  2. Carry on and say nothing?That was the Marcel Marceau choreographed mute version with Sid James and Barbera Windsor in mime?
  3. Afternoon Mac, No but it is rather noisy and smelly for my likeing. Started my career as a forklift driver there, not good at all. Dont keep reiterating the "Forklift-driver" spiel Remember the cover-story,we dont over-emphasise or stress things It arouses suspicion
  4. Watch the Pyramids being built?Great wall of china?Battle of waterloo?The real battle for rourkes drift?
  5. Nowt wrong with noisy,smelly London You should have just said Madam,your village appears to be missing its idiot please return home
  6. Not a full-on perv or nothing,and the thought of my mum and dad getting down and dirty is quite revolting to be honest,but I just want to hang bunting,sound a fan-fare,and throw ticker-tape to herald my arrival on earth
  7. Fishing is fishing,irrespective of your attire,thats irrelevants,its catching fish that counts
  8. As you sow so shall you reap Fairweather fisherman
  9. I have used a tractor tyre inner-tube in the past mate as a mini trawler
  10. Nowt wrong with a Rubber-dinghy,I have caught thousands of fish from one
  11. mackem

    Markbrick!!

    Thats fair enough,at least its spelt out clearly,thanks.
  12. mackem

    Markbrick!!

    Bonus-ball question John,is mark banned or suspended?He cant log on
  13. mackem

    Markbrick!!

    you didnt tell me you had a 25 year old blond over the road , im gonna do my best ted bundy impression behind a hedge He is a swedish guy BRB
  14. mackem

    Markbrick!!

    Next saturdays lottery numbers and whats my chances with the 25 year old blond across the road?
  15. mackem

    Markbrick!!

    Whats the reason bob?I just scanned your posts,nothing inflamatory nor deliberately abusive,whats the true story behind all this
  16. mackem

    Markbrick!!

    Probably banned for not making it 20 bob
  17. mackem

    Markbrick!!

    He is out with the dog at the minute
  18. mackem

    Markbrick!!

    Simo,your privy to the innermost workings of the THL machine,whats the score?He isnt banned so is his account blocked?
  19. mackem

    Markbrick!!

    It'll be a hollow victory LDR if he isnt still a member You KNOW you would like to see his version in print
  20. mackem

    Markbrick!!

    Not allowed to say book Printed literature!
  21. mackem

    Markbrick!!

    Rumour-mills grinding away,sound on the drums is he is stepping down from the comp because of this,hold the press on that for 100% confirmation however
  22. Surround sound,it fair whistled around the house,and the camera-mans heavy breathing
  23. mackem

    Markbrick!!

    Your not allowed to say that Sam You mean vertically-challenged?
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