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mackem

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  1. Wet look?Au natural mate,could do with a "Just for men" makeover however,thank god my kids inherited from their mums genetics I agree baitup,nothing in any way,shape nor form vicarious about the experiences of that trio
  2. Seigfrid Sassoon?Wasnt his son something to do with hair?
  3. Ooty is a garndfather Congratulations
  4. The real sweeney artic?Sounds a fascinating book,just the sort of thing DCI Gene Hunt would have used to steady his wobbly table-leg at home My side of the mountain.........Jean Craighead George A sporting chance..................Daniel.P.Mannix Dan mannix book is incredible,guaranteed to set any pre-adolescent male on the road to ruin
  5. i told you its only 2 weeks old there plenty of time to grow Oh,two weeks?Thats ok mate,she was just getting kind of worried that it wouldnt make the height to conform with KC guidelines and standards,plenty of time then
  6. My sis got this pure deerhound bitch Mickey from a guy in Durham
  7. I got "Death in the long grass" when I was about 9 or 10,fantastic book,as are any of the Jim Corbett tomes
  8. I saw your bookshelf Simo,it was like old mother hubbards cupboard,surprisingly bare save 2 volumes Janet&John go lamping Danny champion of the world
  9. What do you call a fish with no eyes?.................................FSH
  10. Its the slimline compound model?Give-away price,bargain
  11. Nah,I couldnt mate,cant string 2 words together to form a sentence,and I never poached in my life
  12. Its always good to put a few fish on the bank
  13. Not sure Woz! You tell me? I was expecting you to quote the book verbatim there artic,well answered,not even a slight hesitation
  14. No LT,because I am like you,uber-sensible I could have said get it off his dad Roger
  15. He lives North Side of the river?Over towards HC way?
  16. Al,it looks like Zoltan or cujo,very demonic
  17. I am chief dishwasher at home mate,the secret of a good trout-tickler?Fairy-liquid Shhhhhhh,our secret k?
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    We used to be called great britain,the sun never set on our empire,there was something special about being from this island,nowadays every single liberty we had is slowly being eroded,celts used to course hares for f**k sakes,it is part of our history,yet the politically correct brigade stamped down hard and thats just where its been relegated,HISTORY!!At least the spanish still have cojones and are retaining their grip on the one thing we are losing,their culture
  19. Tickling is last season,they can damage themselves laughing,best to tell them boring piscine related jokes like......... Paddy and Murphy were walking along the road one day when they saw a guy with a bloody great big fish in his hands So Paddy walks up to the guy and says "hio, wud ya mind tellin me how ya caught that fish cause i think one that size cud feed my family for a week." so the man turns round an says "yeh of course. This is a trout see. So u just hang over a bridge with ya arms in the water an twiddle ur fingers around. Then the trout wiil just swim into your hands c
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    Turn Wembley into an ampitheatre and coliseum for child murderers,bull-fighting is sooo last season
  21. The WHO?(Spit,spit)one word describes that section.........................Faked!!
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    This has gone off on a whole new tangent,it started off as an appreciation of man and horse skills,easy answer is if its not your cup of tea dont watch,we have freedom of choice,we are lucky,but it was people who didnt like fox-hunting that started the downslide and gave the antis a strong victory Thank f*ck the spanish couldnt give tuppence ha'penny about antis
  23. River wear nelson?Thanks for that Link,I lived on the banks,its where I learnt to fish
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