mackem
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A friend who works on the railways never used to stand on the dge of the platform,he told me he used to see some folks with manic or glazed looks in their eyes as they eyed up people standing close to the edge as a train or tube was rattling towards them,I think its in a lot of people.
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I was in northern pakistan going to do a glacier-crossing,we had to walk along a few kilometers of goat-track and shepherds paths to reach the glacier,some of the tracks barely had room for 2 people to walk abreast with loose rock and uneasy footings,I had an almost overwhelming compulsion to push a companion over when he paused to look over the edge,I think the drop was maybe 120-150 metres at that point,a long fall into a rocky valley bottom.
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Its weird,theres a little imp sitting on your shoulder whispering for you to run and jump.I was on the cable-car going up to do a tunnel-tour on Gibraltar a few weeks ago,my mate had to stand away from the edge and stare at the floor,he also couldnt look down the drop at the back of the rock.
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Not scared of heights but have a horrible compulsion when standing looking over the edge of cliffs or on tall buildings rooftops to just jump and fly...
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Expecting a virtual delivery of Manali Cream for special customers....
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I have virtually gone,got some dwarfs to groom...
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Virtual turf-wars huh?I need to employ a few virtual heavies to sort out the trouble......
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Dont ask as a virtuall refusal often virtually offends.
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I really am virtually sorry............
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I just virtually opened one in conjunction with Arjan,todays virtual specials......Super sour diesel or barneys kush? Some guys prefer the more hirsute lady-boys......
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????? ?????My house of ill-repute employs only the finest she-males imported directly from the flesh-pots of Thigh-land...........
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Only of fish(because the chippie next door hasnt got his ventilation sorted out).
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Its virtually curable(I think?).
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Bridget the midget,my star performer....
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Some old guy was caught in Feltham a few years ago in-flagrante-delicto(posh talk for up-to-his-nuts-in-guts)with a horse a few years ago,different strokes for different blokes I guess? A man in his 60s who was arrested after allegedly having sex with a horse in a Feltham field is set to escape with a caution, Hounslow police said this week. The suspect was questioned by officers on Friday, August 8, after drivers claimed they saw him performing an indecent act on the animal near the A30. He was arrested on suspicion of bestiality and taken to Heathrow police station before being
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Pop into the virtual brothel upstairs,tell Desire I sent you,my treat,a virtual freebie......
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Funny you should say that,but I virtually just cooked a load of Old El Paso Tacos,its a cutthroat world the old fast food trade christian.
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Only if its dressed as lamb,you should seriously think about the offer,loads of perks,all the chips you can eat(chippie next door)and all the leather you can wear....
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Sorry mate,I am opening a combined indian/chinese/kebab shop two doors down....
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Virtually minimum wage (want to do split shifts in my lap-dancing club next door?).
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The fish and chip market is worth an estimated £1.2 billion a year,my mate used to be assistant manager when Harry Ramsden opened branches in asia,whats your estimated virtual turnover in the next year christian,and do you virtually predict its going to be more profitable than gardening?
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Lapdance and chips?Why aye,providing you dont get frisky with the staff and NO saveloys during a dance........
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I saw the same one i think,some redneck hicks who drove carrying a stepladder in the back of their truck looking for horses to rape,and a fat overweight bird who had sexual relations with her dog,there was also a small community of oddballs who had animal sex-partners.
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I own the virtual lap-dancing club next door mate,some of the girls are looking to make extra coin,any chance of a few shifts for nympho-nancy and juicy-lucy?You and me would make virtually a virtual fortune if we did theme nights like Topless Thursday?How about it,go on,think outside the box.......
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Neils dance was something else.........
