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    Oh shit,sorry,freudian slip,its not ramaVAN its Ramadan
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    £1.6 million starting price,i can just imagine mohammed and mohammed having a happy ramavan meal in the dining room.
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    68 nice flats,i bet the neighbours are extatic
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    Small world we all live in,wont be long before they are caught,the guy with the tattoo's is distinctive.
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    Prague

    mackem replied to MikeyMJL's topic in General Talk

    i caught leptosperious from sucking off a dead pig. THL first,i have never read that sentence in my life,i am out of likes,i will come back when I have some.........................I CAUGHT LEPTOSPIROSIS FROM SUCKING OFF A DEAD PIG I just needed to repeat that
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    I fish in Thailand when I am over there 38 degrees brilliant sunshine and the fish bite all day long,but they have oxygenator paddles churning up the water on some lakes,as you said an aerator
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    Ya snooze ya lose,opportunity knocks but rarely,next time you get such an e-mail send off your sort-code and account-number and passwords ASAP
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    $10 Billion found in a Nigerian man's flat, he's spent 5 years trying get rid of it, but nobody answered his emails.
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    Boom! Yup,he is neutralised
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    just been a guy wearing a suicide vest neutralised in belgium.......
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    And send his wife and kids,singapore is a great place for kids,and the education system is superb
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    Educated guess,his dad was probably based there in the navy,mine was,born to british parents,but yup deport him,dont put him on trial just send him to Singapore,great place,he will have the time of his life
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    It was either someone died of a heart attack watching a badly driven van or it was this one.... A van driver has died near Calais after refugees blockaded a motorway with tree trunks, causing a crash in which the vehicle caught fire. The vehicle, reportedly registered in Poland, ignited early on Tuesday morning after ploughing into a lorry that had been forced to stop because of the obstruction. French authorities said it was the first time such a makeshift roadblock had caused the death of a driver since the arrival of large numbers of refugees in the area in 2014. Related: Refugees st
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    Imam of the mosque proving he's a better man than most posting in this thread slightly off topic, but as its called the hunting life is there any form of country activity that you actually participate in as I get the feeling you are in an office wearing a suit being a deliberate ass just to get a reaction from people, personally I suspect everything about you as being a troll and possibly even worse your leftie views would make it totally impossible to be involved in any kind of country sports unless you lie to all your leftie mates as well, because I,m sure if Corbin and abbot new you support
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    Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat? A. Bisexual.
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    That was his downfall,always leave the maths to Dianne Abbott she cant even add 1+1 but its funny as f**k watching her trying to do so far more entertaining than corbyn we shouldn't laugh,she has been "ill"
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    Yup,i doubt he did a premeditated van driving course in Syria or Libya they are showing tommy robinson on TV while chatting about the EDL trying to expand,this guy wont have been EDL,he was welsh,hope his kids are ok,his mum sounds shell-shocked.
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    An imam,a rabbi,and a couple of vicars......sounds like a bad joke?Nope,they are all shaking hands outside Finsbury park mosque on tv telling us how we all need to stick together during these times the guy has been named,plod been at his house all day.
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    You don't have to wait for anything, it's all there. Aint that the truth.I have been close to nova scotia,i went to prince Edward island,beautiful place.
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    Vehicle contained explosives,driver was armed,rammed it into a cop-car..... http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/world-news/champselysees-driver-who-rammed-car-with-explosives-into-police-vehicle-has-died-35842582.html
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    Looks like they even sent muzzie plod to try and de-escalate the situation.
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