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mackem

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  1. I actually sang it in my head in vibrato (sans lute of course) I imagined the lyrics echoing around the great hall in Hampton Court and Henry 8’th clapping but wondering who Andy Kelly was and what were binoculars?
  2. I imagine that sung vibrato in a medieval court while playing a lute.
  3. And breeding by the sound of it,lol. I can’t remember the exact comp details mate @Chartpolski had something to do with it,he is the best one to ask.
  4. Price breakdown of a gardening business,I remember this bloke bought the place 3 years ago for around 850k?Its for sale so we enquired.
  5. The daughter who entered the lamping contest.
  6. I honestly had Simmo down as an average decent family bloke.I wasn’t on the forum for about a year,when I came back on he was gone,had an aneurism or meningitis or some such and had declining health.Was the lady the slim dark haired woman,quite small who used to put up the odd pic of her dog and deer?
  7. Oh yeah,Oppenheimer 3 hours long but could have been two and been better,Oppenheimer shagging a lass while reading a book in Sanskrit should tell you all you need to know.
  8. Just came out of the cinema after watching Oppenheimer,it was ok,but for me the most interesting part was finding a dead groundhog that wasn’t outside the cinema when I went in.
  9. If he puts all the lenses into one tube it will be like the Hubble telescope.
  10. Pike lures,just shows the variety of their diet.
  11. Flush it down the toilet,it’s a fish,it’s disposable,but if you have ever seen people in real need then sometimes you have to help,Mr Kelly suckered quite a few of us,he was a bad apple on a site where most are decent.
  12. I gave him £20 or £25,I can’t remember which,and I am actually quite savvy,but I am a sucker for a hard luck story,been there.
  13. That’s the one,I sent his wife cash via her PayPal account I think it was (I always was a soft touch),he was attacked by some tattooed camo clad blokes while ferreting,then it came out it was a simple scam to milk us of cash,his binoculars were stolen as well (probably Zeiss or Swarovski)I was going to give him a pair.
  14. I remember when loads of us sent cash to the guy who was beaten up by two blokes and robbed,I was even going to give him my binoculars,what was his name?
  15. Field rats,I once asked a person in a tin shack filthy restaurant in the Philippines what the STAR meat stew on the chalk board was,they laughed and said read it backwards.
  16. For sure,Victoria Atkins the drug ministers step-down due to conflict of interests when it was discovered her husband Paul was the UK’s biggest grower and legal exporter of cannabis,yet she vehemently opposed the legalisation of cannabis while living off its proceeds,hypocrisy at the highest level. f**k them,over here it’s business as usual,every man and his dog is switching to LEDs,we are spending another $80k on them,speculate to accumulate.
  17. Mc PM’d me and asked for a good source of amino acid and cinnamon bark extract,he is aligning his chakras as we speak.
  18. Tell your good lady wife your both heading to pastures new,leave hull behind and set up home in Godalming or Weybridge,eat jalfrezi and brown rice,join a local book reading club and maybe play a little cribbage,it’s never to late for change mC.
  19. Don’t knock it bro,try it for a week and I guarantee you will be asking for my Pilates instructors phone number #Yolo
  20. ain’t no bread in the hood bro,no Angel delight either.
  21. It’s a fresh strawberry smoothie with a little soy milk and some cinnamon bark extract,I am just starting to do morning yoga,when in Rome and all that.
  22. Canadian is a member of a proscribed terrorist organisation,hopefully this is it for Choudary,end of the line for him.
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