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  1. Full Metal Jacket and a curry...NICE!

    1. mackem

      mackem

      No bad experiences on my part artic,and I was never the type to scare easily,like I said,nothing personal.

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  2. Full Metal Jacket and a curry...NICE!

    1. mackem

      mackem

      Just a little light-hearted ribaldry artic,not personal,just cant resist goading plod.

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  3. Full Metal Jacket and a curry...NICE!

    1. mackem

      mackem

      Surely you mean Full-padded jacket,you managed to free a hand from the straight-jacket Artic?

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  4. Juicy succulent Ostrich burgers..Mmm Mmmm Mmmmmmm

    1. mackem

      mackem

      TBC artic,'cos I need to get some kip,long day tomorrow,enjoy your ostrich-burgers,but how the f*ck do you pull its wishbone?

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  5. Juicy succulent Ostrich burgers..Mmm Mmmm Mmmmmmm

    1. mackem

      mackem

      Me spit it out???Your the one who liked the taste of male.

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  6. Juicy succulent Ostrich burgers..Mmm Mmmm Mmmmmmm

    1. mackem

      mackem

      Never talk to a copper artic,numero uno rule,unless your on about your therapy sessions?

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  7. Juicy succulent Ostrich burgers..Mmm Mmmm Mmmmmmm

    1. mackem

      mackem

      I chatted to a guy from ireland earlier today Malt,his lilt was infectious,guess it rubbed off on me.

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  8. Juicy succulent Ostrich burgers..Mmm Mmmm Mmmmmmm

    1. mackem

      mackem

      Dont spin it round and try to distract,smoke and mirrors,your a wring un and no mistake,liking males indeed,unatural so it is.

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  9. Juicy succulent Ostrich burgers..Mmm Mmmm Mmmmmmm

    1. mackem

      mackem

      Its rumoured your preferance is the taste of a good male.

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  10. Juicy succulent Ostrich burgers..Mmm Mmmm Mmmmmmm

    1. mackem

      mackem

      Have you been on the psilocybin omelettes again?2 big toes,webbed or fused?Syndactyly,dont breed the line so close next time.

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  11. Juicy succulent Ostrich burgers..Mmm Mmmm Mmmmmmm

    1. mackem

      mackem

      'Tis a vivid imagination you have,they're Bernard Mathews Turkey-burgers so they are.

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  12. another day in shitty somerset,great!!

    1. mackem

      mackem

      Somerset is a gorgeous county,your lucky mate,enjoy it.

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  13. needs a job working indoors ,sicker getting nowt done because of the weather

  14. Back from Egypt. Had a top time too!!!!

  15. red thai curry with butter beans and brocolli...sensational!

  16. Wont be long and i will be in Egypt. Looking forward to some sun.

  17. Think I am starting to get webbed feet :(

  18. well of out for my goodpals enegagement party tonite ,think i might get drunk

  19. Where is tweedcoat, who is tweedcoat, what is tweedcoat

    1. mackem

      mackem

      Fess up Simo,you cant fool him,you did admit old tweedcoat is/was and always will be you.

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  20. out on the lamp soon ,3rd night in a row

  21. who's ever had their big toe sucked?

    1. mackem

      mackem

      I had a fish pedicure recently,loads of turkish carp cleaning your feet,cost about £15 if I remember correctly?

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  22. Aaron Lennon takes it on his chest and brings it down, passes it to Bassong who runs with it before laying it off to Huddlestone, Defoe spots a window and makes a run, Huddlestone sees him and makes the pass and Defoe puts it away nicely. "Right lads," says Palacios, "let's get one more Plasma before the f*****g pigs get here.

  23. weather is horrid in my part of the world ,it would compersate if the fields were all down ,roll on next month

  24. prince of pot america`s most wanted guy haha canada wont hand him over to the american police haha

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