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    Stick the pics up JOE,just to PROVE they were pike,I mean,the "Ladybird book of night time fish indentification"cant be wrong can it?Though the pages were soaked and the ink was running but..................They WERE pike right JOE?Selling pike?Surely you mean he can GIVE MORE AWAY I feel an imminent fishing trip
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    Take your chute back to the guy who packed it,trust me,if you turn up at his door you get a refund
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    Neil didnt mean it Malt,its only light-hearted banter and ribaldry twixt us country folks
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    Yes,both myself and Neil wear ladies clothing,I at least am open about my sexual-confusion,Neil however living in a small religious country hamlet is gender-subdued,he really would love to wander the house freely in flowery panties and bra,but imagine the shock when Father Murphy pops over to chat about the church fete As for the Tights,I forgot to add,I normally wore them over my head
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    Its funny he mentioned Robin Hood though,I do hope he means my archery inclinations rather than my predilection for wearing forest-green tights
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    Oh,take no notice of Neil Chess,if I had wanted his opinion I would have given him it Every village has one,it must be his turn at the keyboard today I dont know,comes to something when a legitimate fisherman cant even relocate a few pike I actually apologised to LG chess,for any offence caused But you know what they say?If you dont like the program change the channel Now wheres that picture of the Kebab I had on file......................
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    eating deer

    mackem replied to doga's topic in General Talk

    I like Muntie,theres plenty within the M25 kirstysdad
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    He checked once then came back after 20 minutes Maty,why didnt he just let his hair down and party If we were aboard the nautical steamer mate we would have just hoisted the skull-and-crossbones,nothing ventured nothing gained,steamed into the party and did a bit of raping and pillaging or other sort of piratical activities
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    I actually get manicures,but those hard cuticles are a bugger Malt I never knew fishing could be so stressfull I put up a psy about a legitimate night out and just get bitched at Its terrible really,good job I always leave small details out,mere trifles,otherwise I am sure I might be hung,drawn,and quartered as some people are easily shocked I only go to invitational waters only BRB and even then I am pretty fussy,but I enjoyed myself so much last night I have to re-visit
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    Wex,I saw one on Dornoch golf course years ago,we were staying at my cousins in Caithness but had travelled down to Sutherland to rabbit Never saw a wildcat though
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    Besides,stealing fish?We had been given permission to clear the water of pike,good old essox lucius himself,they are a pest,though I have to admit liking them myself,but they soon clear a water of trout and arent really welcome then No where did I mention what fish we were after last night did i? As for burying my head in the ground,Ok,time to come clean,even though its a shamefull admission,but I am actually a geophagiac,I dont often tell people that Neil,normally they wont invite you to their house if they know,not unless they want their garden digging,because they imagine you rooting ar
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    You can actually pick up fishing spears online now from the states for less than a fiver But I always preferred the gaff as my weapon of choice to be honest
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    I was looking for worms Neil Needed some bait!
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    Stealing Neil?Me Neil?Thats a pretty scurrilous accusation you blaggard,pistols at dawn sir
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    Round of applause Neil?Wait around a while for the encore Sadly your comprehension is the same as your sense of humour,even I can see the part where I mentioned we had permission
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    F***ing-hell best describes last night!We arrive at a Venue,havent been there before,but decide to check it out anyway Farmhouse was packed with people,loads of vehicles on the drive-way and parked in the court-yard,and I mean LOTS of cars,normally thats not a problem,the lakes 150 yards from the buildings,thats fine BUT theres a spotlight,a bright spotlight,a bit like the police-helicopter dragonlight mounted hight up on a farmhouse wall,and pointing directly at the trout-pond Even as we walked around the waters edge to scope things out we were bathed in light,silhouetted and casting long
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    Heres one though mate...................... http://shelikesherfood.wordpress.com/2007/...rout-fishcakes/
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    Get yourself into Harrods food-hall Maty,I think they are about £9 a kilo for rainbow-trout Far too expensive a food for my plebian palate,if I didnt have extensive fishing permissions my kids wouldnt know the taste of a nice trout-fillet I will get you a recipe for Thai fish-cakes when I am talking to her again,maybe in a few months
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    Childhoods the besr days of our lives mate,we get up to funny things,learn who and what we are,its like a caterpillars change into a butterfly I never had an X-box or i-pod,my toys were a folding .410,lurcher,and a 100 yard gill-net Happy days huh? We were out last night,the old heart was racing as I lay with my face pressed into the grass 20 yards from a guy who was looking for us with what seemed to be the most powerfull lamp in the world I will write a bit later when JOE downloads the photos
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    TV & Movies

    mackem replied to a topic in General Talk

    Probably,though the whole area is quarry-rich to be honest
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    TV & Movies

    mackem replied to a topic in General Talk

    I live right next to windsor
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    Dont laugh at him FB,it f***ing encourages the guy,all he ever does is take the piss out of me
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    TV & Movies

    mackem replied to a topic in General Talk

    You should get yourself down to visit him hpool,loads of stuff around Slough,Burnham beeches has loads of Munties etc
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    Much better,a man after my own heart you philanthropist you
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