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  1. mackem
    Now your talking Didnt have a f**king clue about the other pics That one I can relate to except your using a particularly expensive brand of sweetcorn,Princes?Whats wrong with Tescos own-brand?Your just being flash,or does Princes catch a bigger stamp of fish?I actually just had two phone calls,one was fishing related,the first was from my mate,he was in court earlier,Staines(aiiiii,Ancestoral home of Ali-G)and who does he get chatting to but Dean Gaffney AKA Robbie Jackson ex-eastender,filling in Legal-aid forms for a driving offences case,his girlfriend lives just off The Avenue,skinny l
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    What are they??????
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    I shouldnt think it will be long to wait mate,few nice little fishing clips,you know the sort of thing,intricate fly-casting,perfect nymph presentation,skilfull playing to the bankside prior to netting Though I have to be truthfull and tell you I dont know how long I can resist those big-brownies in the middle of the town,their days are numbered
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    JOE called in last night to drop me off a prezzie,yup,christmas came early,a brand new landing-net with an extendable handle that he had bought when visiting some show over the weekend "How generous" you say,and "What a decent guy"...Nah,nothing of the sort really,he crunched my original handle irreparably a long time ago and only just got around to replacing it after three months of nagging He told me of his new permission,a trout lake in deepest,darkest Buckinghamshire,and would I like to visit,just to look over the place?My mate had sent me a load of those 10 in 1 DVD's last week,highly
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    CLA or Midland

    mackem replied to Mark.B's topic in General Talk

    Midland,been to a number of CLA's,just prefer the Midland
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    your right mate,although there are some very good shots about it does take some believing,and i would tend to think that a mistake has been made as to range ,iuse 410 extra 22 which has the power to kill at yards,but at that sort of range even a slight wind can blow pellet off by 3or4 inches and as to consistant headshots no way unless rabbits have head the size of a large pumpkin.I wrote on bbs oneday about a crow i shot at 80yards away,and i said that it was either a hit or miss shot/and i got a terrible slagging for being a leadsligger ,when i looked at previous writeups the chap who slagg
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    He would be most unwise to sic his hound on paying-customers
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    I used to know a guy,quiet as a mouse,wouldnt say boo to the proverbial goose,I actually got on with him great,really liked him,I was even invited to his wedding but couldnt attend,he flew back to Pakistan and married one of his cousins,I had visited the region in paksitan his mum and dad were from,he was interested to be frank,I had some great chats with him.He was working airside at the time in Heathrow,if he was in behind the scenes and he saw me he always had a word.He left Heathrow,headed off to Damascus to study arabic and the Qu'ran and time moves on,stopped in the papershop en-route to
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    Your correct,its not exclusive to immigrants,never claimed it was,but I have known,met and even worked with a number of immigrants who on the face of it appeared decent enough(and I know we all have skeletons)but lift up the veneer and peep under,maybe its the area I work in,but I have known some corkers,one of them who made worldwide news,and one who appeared in a TV program about his exploits
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    Wife shops in there mate,but I suggest you re-read that bit,no where did I say I was against him nor even hint at it,I was just trying to rationalise paying £2 for a brew
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    how are they to eat mackem,?? never had one best kevin They tasted palatable mate,depends upon how they are cooked,I even had a few from Victoria harbour,highly polluted,I still ate them and they werent that bad I just think it depends upon how and where you fish Joe,methods and waters,but there are a few Norfolk pike-guides who offer night sessions in the summer
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    i will, say hi to mr smith as he beats his wife after one stella to many close lol macc/staffs border, actually a homeless guy asked me for £2 for a cup of tea the other day, feck knows where it costs £2 for a brew It costs a quid to visit the bogs in Harrods,I havent had a cuppa in there but I am sure that will be £2 to drink the tea to make the piss that puts £3 in Al-fayed's pockets
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    There you are mate,night time pike fishing,I think it all depends upon the methods and the waters you fish as with most things,if ever your in the area and you want to cast a line drop in,plenty of pike and zander locally,though I havent caught a zander yet,way too many jacks http://www.pikezander.co.uk/lurespinners.htm http://www.esox.co.uk/pikefishing2000/new_page_9.htm
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    I have indeed,no surprises,maybe its because I fish a river instead of reservoirs?I live in a village on the banks of the Thames
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    Few dozen,only started piking when I came here,werent many in Hong Kong
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    My biggest rod-and-line pike was at night But I always lamp them and carp in the grand-union canal and other local waters
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    A lot of british freshwater fish are the same,I have lamped carp and thrown a cast-net over them just to see if I could do it,thats why I know snaring pike will be a cinch
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    I feel the same way about Nigeria
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    From personal experiences Speed Mr Ahmed is more likely to beat one of his harem,women are property to them mate,would Mr Smith get the old woman from across the road to circumcise his sobbing daughter and sew up the wound without anaesthesia,somehow I think not I dug a fox at Jodrell bank once,years ago
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    You must live in the Wilmslow/alderley edge/hale triangle then with everyone striving to get along side by side,and funky music playing as you stroll down the street and say Hi to Mr Ahmed as he beats his wife for letting her Burkha slip in front of an infidel You have never saw a homeless english person speed?????????
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    Best way I found to get Mullet when they are feeding close in KVN is with a cast-net,fairly easy in shallow water
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    I would really like to know which area of the country you live Speed,theres so much harmony there you must have the Waltons on one side,the Brady Bunch on the other and Charles and Caroline Ingalls living directly opposite,any houses for sale in the street?
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    They look good mate,very effective,heres a natural one
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    Whay principle do they work on Trappa?Price please?
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    Dont take it personal speed,its not aimed at you,its just a place to let off steam,open the valves a little and lower the pressure,the truth is,and I can tell from your stance that you dont live in London,that the majority DONT try and integrate,I know Indian guys who can hardly speak a word of english after 10 years here,they live in southall,work in southall with indians,eat in indian KFC,drink in indian pubs,shop in indian shops,are served by indian bank-tellers and they really and truly arent interested in british culture as long as they can earn here and send back to india,thats fact howe
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