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  1. Good fish Mac,irish,that king salmon is a beauty of a fish Where were you fishing and how much?
  2. My medical report showed methane-narcosis :sick:
  3. Nazca Lines are on,cant miss them.
  4. Black&Grizzly bear,moose,cougar............ Thats good enough to start the list off Border
  5. You'll get a salmon I used to have an awesome DVD showed a guy bowhunting polar bear out on the pack-ice,wouldnt that be something?
  6. I have never had Mullet in a gill,I think getting a school of them would be better than sea-trout,they are beautiful looking fish
  7. Holdaway,would there be any chance of a pic of your squiggie snare in the set position please?I really want to have a go at that method
  8. Charlie,theres a good article on the site from a deleted member,snatchFLC,he went pigging in NZ,its a good read,interesting account
  9. I know travellers who have lived in the same house all their lives,never been anywhere,oxy-moron,how can you be a traveller when you never move?Never understood that myself
  10. I empathise with your "Light-headed" comments Kay,my lager-swilling ex used to feel something brewing in her large-intestines,sitting besides me she would rise-up on one ass cheek,point the other at me and let-rip :sick: I once felt a massive warm blast of air on my legs in bed :sick: She playfully put the duvet over my head and I too felt "Light-headed" :sick:
  11. I have a mate has worked for barbour for 25 years?Brian,works as a cutter,I used to get a great discount Barbour used to be de-riguer for most lurcher and terriermen is it still so??
  12. Those mullet look awesome,I used to hate flounders carpeting the net,looks like you had a good session
  13. Femininity,becoming a rarity nowadays,I once had a girlfriend who drank a pint of beer and belched like a bullfrog at sundown and I like fire in the eyes
  14. I hate to ask the obvious question Scot,but what pray tell yould be your chosen quarry?
  15. Thats good,if your bored one night get an easy-wipe marker-pen and do dot-to-dot patterns as she lies on her tummy
  16. Dont worry Will,you'll never really notice them,your attentions always going to be drawn to pustular eruptions as another pimple bursts on her pizza like ass
  17. Will,your destined to marry a woman with milky-white almost translucent skin with a lattice-work of blue thread-veins running up her legs
  18. Dream fantasy trip?Khunjerab national park for snow leopard More realistically?Stateside for cougar or black bear with a bow
  19. Lightly saut'ed in extra-virgin olive oil
  20. Fava beans and a nice chianti Malt?I dont drink,and I prefer fried in onions
  21. Favourite part of a woman?The Liver
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    Sorry droid,I am first,besides I studied breast-gynacology so I have the experience,fair enough its a hard job,but someones got to do it
  23. Wendy,your into bowfishing Good one
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    Well,if ever you DO get friends in dire need of a cleavage-inspection,wrong cup-size causing chaffing,joggers-nipple,or any of a whole host of breast-related ailments can you give me a shout?I was breast fed as a small child so theres nothing I dont know about milky-bars,I have qualifications in that particular field Yes............................................................................. .......I looked at the link
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    I didnt I thought my luck had changed and some nymphomaniac large-mammaried momma friend of kays needed some hot,trembling hands as temporary boob-cups
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