mackem
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Everything posted by mackem
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Your growing human-embryo-filled vegetable pods,with a plan for world dominance once you have cloned us all and sucked the lifeblood from our veins?Oh,I grow those as well,can I be Brad Pitt in the next life?Please?
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One of our forays is bringing us to your neck of the woods next month Buckshot,we have invites on several northern rivers inclduing the Wear and the Tyne,stay tuned
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Ohter things HG?Do tell
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Any pics of the "Lion-head rabbit"?????
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I just spent some time on the H4H site kurgan,very worthy cause.
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Thanks Matty
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Face-lifts for Chihuahuas
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Gratis mate I have miles of fishing-right permission up there
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Bear,theres no comaprison in a taste-test,chalk-stream blows stockies out of the water We are in your neck-of-the-woods next month casting a fly or two for sea-trout and salmon,paid through the nose for an exclusive beat Its only money
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Just tried the Link mate,unable to open it???
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Thats great SUE,I have a few years to go yet but It must be great to be a grand-parent,another generation,your lucky
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Dont worry about it Tet,we have all eaten pussy in our time
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I actually was on TV smashy,I starred in a lager advert,despite being tee-total I am sure you will see "The Grayling-Gannet" thread before long Brouges and deer-stalker?Elementary dear JOE
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I prefer the up-market venues Better class of clientel(us) And we certainly aint going to find someone parked-up and administering self-abuse unless its the riparian-owner in which case we take pics and blackmail the wa**er
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"What we normally hear?"Ahhhh.....BEE-BAW,BEE-BAW,BEE-BAW,the local national anthem?Mackem,that siren sounds as if its getting closer "Lets just walk over near the weighing-hut"........."Do you think he saw us?"......."Nah mate,not a chance"........."F**K Why is he parked there then "
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Ok Smashy,you twisted our arms,I suppose we HAVE to go back then,this is proving expensive unless you would care to donate £295 for a return trip?You dont want us to be ignorant to the gourmet delights of grayling do you?
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Joe,I am beginning to think your "Cucumber" comment was a p**s-take at my expense Having a giggle at my innocence of the subject?If its a £300 discount and I left a quid am I in credit at that particular venue,a return invite perhaps?BEAT 1 next time I am eating Tiger-prawn,Trout and Calamari Paella,eaten too much
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Wensleydale Grommit? We all deserve to be aubsed but its £60 for a 30 minute session
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Squeak
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Et tu Brute?Sorry Simo,wasnt even me who wrote that,my fingers tapped it out,alien-hand syndrome
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In-joke
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Its actually a bastardisation of simon'e,the old roman emperors used to have simone's to tend their discrete homosexual harems stocked with young muscular though effeminate playthings they collected on their camapigns.The typical simon'e had less than 50% of a normal males testosterone coursing through his veins,and a much reduced member size as a result,in fact some were actually penile-inverts and were highly favoured in the "velvet" rooms of the senate :kiss: Mackems conversely were Lobotomised knuckle-draggers
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And he likes you :kiss: Didnt he do a program with his dad on Dartmoor?Man and boy?
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The guys who stayed aboard the Thigh'tanic as she slipped between the waves were the ones who perished,ABANDON SHIP!
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Its only when you actually break the azzie,fibre-release,I would go into it but in a rush,going fishing
