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mackem

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  1. Just had brown-trout chillie fish-cakes,beautiful,far superior to rainbows,theres a distinct flavour in a river fish,sweeter,just something about it,oh well,better get ready,off chasing rainbows
  2. Gone in.............................................................................. .................................................
  3. Its not that Adam,its just sometimes you get a craving,you HAVE to fish a water,lampers are the same,they see an estate and they HAVE to do it,can YOU resist temptation
  4. Nah,false quarry I.D, its a short-tailed field-vole,not as hard-core as Mus Musculus
  5. S**t!Its not catch me if you can,but I can actually visualise Christopher Walken saying those lines
  6. Catch me if you can,good movie.
  7. ahh Put it this way,if your feeling "Horny" and some young lady makes a sucking sound towards you with her lips your not going to run the other way right
  8. Size-ism?You enter the Hobbit-bar through a huge pair of circular doors,atmospheric place,the owner was besotted with Tolkien,they used to do dwarf-throwing and everything in there,great place and well worth a visit if your in the neighbourhood
  9. He aint a hunter,he is a bestial moose-shagger
  10. The deer-whistle on the front of the Landie catches the wind at speed and blows a low moaning sound that frightens the deer away,turn it round and it makes a sucking sound,that always attracts rutting stags
  11. Anytime there a docu on about midgets i gotta watch it.I find them facienating wee things They make me laugh Check out the Hobbit house in malate,I always visit whenever I am in Manila,great music,great food,and every single one of the staff is a genuine midget
  12. Perhaps he is a "Twitcher",he certainly looked it when he was getting his shins kicked last night.
  13. In Bruges.I like midgets,seen any of bridgette the midgets pornos?
  14. Cool hand Luke? Look two posts up Mack! I never watched ANY of the starwars movies mate,not one,and the only movies I knew with a "Luke" in were biblical and "Cool hand Luke"
  15. Shaving Ryans Privates? I will lose all respect for you mackem if you say you have seen that version hahah I have but that was a freudian slip
  16. Self-doubt is for losers Quoting Homer Simpson
  17. Forget the ginger/white pig(unless your talking about Oddie)has he changed his hair colour again?He hasnt dyed it for a while,I looked at the pic and couldnt figure out what was different about him
  18. Shaving Ryans Privates?
  19. Have you dug holes in the back garden?Faeces coming out in pellet form?Craving for carrots?Increased night vision?
  20. They are selling Milk-fish (bangus) from the Philippines,£7.30 a Lb,its trash-fish,poor-mans fish,its 45 pence a pound at the moment and they are trying to make it sound "Exotic" a fool and his ££££ are easily parted,someone will buy it I guess.
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