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mackem

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  1. Your all wrong!!Those Bins must have had SOME magnification,its actually a white-tail doe in Wisconsin
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    Camo man?

    Theres a bit of bad news I heard on the grapevine,camo-man caught Dutch-elm disease on his little twig sadly the diagnosis was a little too late,he just couldnt "Get wood" a crack-team of arborists and topiarists worked non-stop trimming away the affected growth,but sadly to no avail Camo-man can now be found at the far-end of aisle 5 in a yorkshire B&Q as a pack of andalucian cherry hardwood mosaic flooring
  3. Ahhh yes,the old "Orientals renting locally and the flickering light scenario" must be vietnamese You havent got a nail-bar opened locally?
  4. http://www.avert.org/ygmt1.htm
  5. I would hate to see the size of the microwave that accepts that "Microweaveable" container then Wind-germinated?I would have cuffed,maced,and tazered him for spinning me that old chestnut
  6. Waste not,want not Rolfe,looks appetising the way it is,I can just imagine it wok-fried with vegetables
  7. Thats was my FIRST thought,I was looking for the zip
  8. WHAT?Those big grey f***ing pachyderms emerge from one of those?????Pull the other one Malt,its got bells on
  9. For a tap-root to achieve its full potential you need a decent aerated loam
  10. Good site but mainly bushing and hunting big cats. Very nice. Sorry to disappoint you LG but MILF is not an acronym for "Men I'd Like to Fellate"
  11. How did he have your address is the frightening thing Good lad will.... The next knock at the door could well be will looking for somthing in return Quid pro quo clarice
  12. Some parents have a well developed sense of humour,like a guy names sue
  13. Thanks Buck,I always say Luck is when preparation and opportunity meet I am sure we wont blank
  14. It wasnt a conventional gardening shop as such,not mowers and rakes and such-likes,more for specialised cultivators,I bought a house abroad out of it,my slogan was "Business is blooming"
  15. I used to have a gardening business,well,rather a shop that sold gardening supplies,very interesting,I used to own a house once called "Casa-Verde" till the wife made me change it,even though I just named it that as an in-joke p**s-take
  16. Women always get the last word,or so my wife tells me
  17. Spanky-hanky?NO WAY!!!I want to be ressurected as "Pitt the Homo" so my wife will believe once and for all that he is nothing more than a big poofter What are you REALLY growing?
  18. Your growing human-embryo-filled vegetable pods,with a plan for world dominance once you have cloned us all and sucked the lifeblood from our veins?Oh,I grow those as well,can I be Brad Pitt in the next life?Please?
  19. One of our forays is bringing us to your neck of the woods next month Buckshot,we have invites on several northern rivers inclduing the Wear and the Tyne,stay tuned
  20. Any pics of the "Lion-head rabbit"?????
  21. I just spent some time on the H4H site kurgan,very worthy cause.
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