Theres a bit of bad news I heard on the grapevine,camo-man caught Dutch-elm disease on his little twig sadly the diagnosis was a little too late,he just couldnt "Get wood" a crack-team of arborists and topiarists worked non-stop trimming away the affected growth,but sadly to no avail Camo-man can now be found at the far-end of aisle 5 in a yorkshire B&Q as a pack of andalucian cherry hardwood mosaic flooring
I would hate to see the size of the microwave that accepts that "Microweaveable" container then Wind-germinated?I would have cuffed,maced,and tazered him for spinning me that old chestnut
How did he have your address is the frightening thing
Good lad will....
The next knock at the door could well be will looking for somthing in return
Quid pro quo clarice
It wasnt a conventional gardening shop as such,not mowers and rakes and such-likes,more for specialised cultivators,I bought a house abroad out of it,my slogan was "Business is blooming"
I used to have a gardening business,well,rather a shop that sold gardening supplies,very interesting,I used to own a house once called "Casa-Verde" till the wife made me change it,even though I just named it that as an in-joke p**s-take
Spanky-hanky?NO WAY!!!I want to be ressurected as "Pitt the Homo" so my wife will believe once and for all that he is nothing more than a big poofter What are you REALLY growing?
Your growing human-embryo-filled vegetable pods,with a plan for world dominance once you have cloned us all and sucked the lifeblood from our veins?Oh,I grow those as well,can I be Brad Pitt in the next life?Please?
One of our forays is bringing us to your neck of the woods next month Buckshot,we have invites on several northern rivers inclduing the Wear and the Tyne,stay tuned