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Gav

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  1. I'd give them a go, even if only for punching holes in paper, I've other options for long range and can't see these been a cheap option, interesting concept though!
  2. Aye its bad when the cars parked outside are worth more than the house ?
  3. ? aye, its 478bhp, they do a track day at the airport here, so be interesting to see what the launch control is like, and the line out, be nice just to get it in silly+ mode though, 150mph over the moor was a bit butt clenching though ?
  4. I actually feel a lot better now I bought a new car, nothing like a 5ltrV8 to cheer oneself up ?
  5. Falling out with myself in the mirror after a mammoth gin session, so laying low ? ?
  6. aLL IMIGRANT FUCKERS ANYWAY SHOOT THE C U NT S ALL OF EM
  7. They have MOBO awards imagine the stink if we set up a MOWO awards ?
  8. Was just saying the same to the wife and ranting at them changing the dogs name in Dambusters, airbrushing the fag out of Pauls hand on the Abbey Rd album, then ads comes on with dykes kissing in a banking ad! My actual words were " what sort of society are our kids growing up in", certainly not surprised by how its turning out, glad I'll be gone before it gets a whole lot worse.
  9. Or we could swap, I have an empty fruit bowl if you have the keys ?
  10. Lucky bugger, I just put my chocolate in with the sterident an cut the middle man out ?
  11. I really don't know mate, maybe an urban myth that subs did'nt have the oomph to recoil the action, I.m sure there was someting in it back in the day with certain ammo, but I canny recall to be honest?? I may be dreaming in my infused state, gimme a few days to sober up, I could eevn be on a different page ? HELP, I'm locked in a refridgerator ?
  12. I was always warned off subs in semi's anyway???
  13. Damn i Wanna trade in mines only four years younger ?
  14. Hey guys I'm not that much of a scrouge, but now you've eaten twice your weight in sprouts, get your glad rags on an get out tomorrow ffs ? I had an eventful xmas thanks for asking ?
  15. Price says it all mate! Nice semi you have though ?
  16. Pah bumhug ya soft gits, just get out there blasting ??
  17. Gav

    Banned

    I must be related ?
  18. Gav

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    I pissed in the ex mother in laws wardrobe on my wedding night, she never spoke to me again ? devout catholic and never even saw her husband naked, I was her first ?
  19. I take it she's out shopping as you type then, and not looking over ya shoulder ???
  20. This have given me ideas though ?
  21. Used to be a dedicated page for Stornoway parking, some folk here need to take a parking test, I've seen them park horizontaly across three spaces this is a regular sight in tesco during terroist season.
  22. The wife gets flowers birthdays an Christmas, she never grumbles when I place them on her grave.
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