Teacher in a class of students asks the uestion, If there is 5 birds sitting on a fence and 1 is shot, how many birds are left.
Wee johnny pipes up, none miss, after the bang they fly away.
Teacher says, no the correct answer is 4, but I like the way you think.
Wee johnny says I have a question for you, there is 3 women on a park bench eating ice creams. The first is delicately licking the sides of the ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting of the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?
The teacher blushes deeply, thinks fo