Think martins been using google lol ... found this lot -
There was a fair maiden whose joys
Were achieved with remarkable poise.
She would reach her orgasm
With scarcely a spasm,
And could fart without making a noise.
There was a lascivious wench
Whom nothing could ever make blench.
She'd insert a man's pole
In just any old hole,
And she'd bugger, f**k, jerk-off and French.
There was a man from Bhoghat,
Whose arse cheeks were terribly fat.
They had to be parted
Whenever he farted,
And propped wide apart when he shat.
There was a most versatile whore,
As expert b