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  1. I fancy overeem and Mir to both win. Plus big foot to beat big country. Hunt will also ko stefan struff.
  2. All heavy weights.... The winner of Cain v Mir gets the next title shot.
  3. Cain v Mir...... Big country v big foot....... Stef struf v hunt!
  4. I've just seem the card for 146! This has got to be one of the best cards for a long time! Me thinks they better reinforce the cage! What's your predictions UFC fans??
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    Just for that, here's another; Cliff Richard was in China when a fan came up shouting 'Criff! Criff! I'm ur biggest fan! Me ruv ur songs my favourite is Itchy Sore Fanny!. Cliff's a bit shocked and says hes never sung such a song.Yes u have Criff! It goes ITCHY SORE FANNY how we dont talk anymore
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    Well that's me all joked out lol
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    Teacher says "Paul, if you have 5 sweets and Abdul asks you for 1 sweet, how many would you have left?" Paul replies "5"
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    I was standing at the bar and this little Chineese guy is stood at the side of me So I asked him do you know martial arts like Kung fu and ju-Jitsu or karate. He replied why the feck do you ask me that.... is it because I am CHINESE? I said no its because your drinking my pint you little c..t!!.
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    Paddy goes for a job interview at a chemical factory the manager asks "Have u worked with chemicals before?" "Yes!" Paddy replies. The manager asks "Can you tell me what nitrate is?" Paddy replies "I'm hoping it's Double Time!''
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    I was sat on the edge of the bed last night, pulling off my boxers when the wife said to me "Please don't do that to the dogs"!
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    I was at a strip club last night and I walked past this fat bird dancing on a table..I said to her f*****g amazing legs!..she turned and said thanks! Do you really think so? I said definitely most tables would have collapsed by now...
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    Be on your guard just had a warning from the police about keys. We are being warned about 4 keys that can open 87% of cars and 99% of houses. This is not a joke, the keys you need to be aware of are Dar-keys, Pak-keys, Pie-keys and Jun-keys
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    I was watchin an '18' film with my little boy earlier. He said, "Dad, I'm getting scared. Is that lady going to die?" I said, "Probably, judging by the size of that horse's cock!"
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    Mum cleanin her 12yr old sons bedroom finds a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asks her husband "What do I do?" Hubby "I'm not sure, but I wouldn't spank him"! X
  15. Don't listen to that idiot about dropped rabbits and teasing the dog! Just wait for the autumn and it will all come naturally. Coney catcher 3 is a good watch.
  16. Ha ha, that told you tomo! But seeing as you have both Xs I would think your input would be fairly educated, as apposed to hear say.....
  17. My own saluki types will kill hares in under 30 seconds...... If the hare will let it! But some just don't wanna be killed! I've been out with over a dozen dogs, each running 3 or 4 each and the total bag been 4 hares! Then on other days I've seen one dog kill 5. But when the hares are fit, and now the land they are running, your non saluki speed merchant will be shown up.
  18. Spot on tommo. Those who say other wise have only read about it.
  19. People x different breeds all the time let alone lines, and they produce good workers. Like crossing a good black terrier with a good Lakeland.
  20. Over 50....that's some going for someone who's heart is not in it!
  21. I don't really class a saluki x wippet in the same class as a well bred saluki/ greyhound ( ie not a first x)
  22. I like saluki Xs as a good allrounder, especially where I live. Even when lamping, long slips are the norm and they seem to eat up the ground like no other. I like their high prey drive which probally comes from a saluki been a hunting dog, as apososed to collies which are not.
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