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just jack

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  1. So I walked into a Paki bookshop & asked for a book on UKIP. The Paki said "f**k off, get out, & stay out" I replied 'Yeah thats the one !'

  2. chaps

    1. just jack

      just jack

      hope all is good bolster ya crazy fook, darbs i'v been busy at work but still keep up, the father outlaw keeps up to it really i'm going to start him some toms off at home

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  3. What the feck??? The eldest has just billed me for a bloody prom dress A BLOODY PROM DRESS at 11 What the feck is the world coming to!

  4. been a member on here 8 yrs next week.. never known it so quiet .. what the hells happened

    1. just jack

      just jack

      i seem to STICK to redtube Kay, works for me,, sorry dear

       

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  5. Why can't you edit your own posts anymore?

    1. just jack

      just jack

      i think editing should be allowed, so walshie can sort his shite jokes out!

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  6. Back , he he he

    1. just jack

      just jack

      i think he did dear, he was at the back looking gingerly to the front xx

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  7. Just been to see 12 yrs a slave, I cant believe the horror and exploitation of fellow humans absolutely scandalous £9.60 for popcorn and a coke ffs!!!

  8. Just been to see 12 yrs a slave, I cant believe the horror and exploitation of fellow humans absolutely scandalous £9.60 for popcorn and a coke ffs!!!

    1. just jack

      just jack

      bollox, haha, its first for me so fck off haha

       

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  9. The Internet is twenty-five years old tomorrow. It seems like only yesterday I saw my first internet porn. Just think, some of those girls will be nearly thirty now

  10. Sure that c**t walshies following me, every topic I look at and he's there.....

  11. f**k me am bored! grab me gun and go shooting or grab me nob and go wanking...Or f**k off to bed and read?

  12. one flew east, one flew west, one flew over the cukoos nest

  13. i work 14 hour days and the whole time all i think about is rifles, bits of kit I'd like, how can i get a new permission, the range.... not what im supposed to be doing.

  14. Burst my finger out the end with a hammer. Fukcing feels like its got a lighter under it.

  15. Burst my finger out the end with a hammer. Fukcing feels like its got a lighter under it.

    1. just jack

      just jack

      don't worry you will have a nice little skin over the top in the morning that will need popping!!

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  16. Time to get the drill out and drill this letter box shut im over run with cards

  17. just watched Guy Martin .. top telly

    1. just jack

      just jack

      yip, he's a flyer alright

  18. gelded lol

    1. just jack

      just jack

      your first blank will be like a flock of starlings!!

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