keeper 51
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totaly agree with your choise but would add tommy farr and mohamed ali :vava:
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If thats the case i must be special to i was also pm'd had quick look as far as you can with joining not very impressed but did notice an avitar of a member off this site their choise but not mine i'll stay with the w*nkers on here better the devil you know
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Your rant was spot on get us the f*ck out
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I felt sorry for a hypnotists i saw last night. he hypnotised 7 blokes then he tripped over the microphone cord And yelled " f*ck me what happened next will haunt me forever While King Arthur was away looking for the holy grail he made Guinevere wear a chastity belt fitted with a small guillotine to stop anyone interfering with her.When he returned he asked all of his knights to drop their trousers and the only one was still left with his cock was Lancelot. " Lancelot my faithful friend " he said " you alone can i trust,what shall we do with these traitors ?? come on man speak up
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An indian woman sat next to me on the bus closed her eyes and stopped breathing i though she was dead but then i saw the red dot on her head and realised she was on standby Two women on there way back from a night out stop in a graveyard for a piss one wipes her fanny with her knickers and the other uses a wreath of flowers their husbands were in the pub the next night one says "I'd better watch my wife. she came home last night with no knickers on" :secret: The other man says "thats f*ck all, mine had a card wedged in her arse saying we'll never forget you from all the boys a
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Why is it whenever you see a fit blonde eating a banana you think of the porn channel but when you see a black woman eating a banana you think of the Discovery Channel Nub goes into confessional and say's to the priest "i am pregnant" he askes how this could happen?? and she say's "I think it must be the 2nd coming" and the priest shocked by this reply ask's "What makes you think it was the 2nd coming" she replied " "cos i swallowed the first" Bloke on a night time fishing fishing session decidesto start a conversation with the angler next to him "Alright mate her on hol
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And theres more A woman has been admitted to hospital with a Dyson nozzle wedged in her fanny Although she's in intensive care Doctors say she is picking up nicely My mate bought a deodorant stick today. The instructions said, remove wrapper and push up bottom' He can barely walk but when he fart's the room smells lovely
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Europe has decided it is no longer acceptable to call people illegal immigrants or asylum seekers they should now be addressed as Travellers Without Authority to Stay....or T.W.A.T.S for short A Scouser goes on Dragons Den and shows them an old shot gun and a gamekeepers bag Peter Jones says "and whats your idea" Scouser replies,"it a simple concept Peter,just put the money in the f*cking bag" Little sam asked his dad for a bike for his birthday his dad said "no son,the mortgage is grand and your mummy's just lost her job" :secret: next day little sam walked out with his suit
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SORRY cant resist it just shown post to wife who tells me not to tell everyone as they will all want to go up there lots more memories including common skate upto 187lbs trips with 27 boxes of spurdogs 2 anglers pollock to 8lbs of rocks salmon and seatrout caught in the sea on fly 11 species of fish on 1 drift with baited feathers 40+small wild browm trout on the fly one evening 20+rabbits on the lamp with the air gun roll on this years break mike
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without a doubt my hart belongs to wales where i was born and bred ( gods country but i long to get back to the western isles i first visited 36years ago a magic trip driving through the night and arriving at the first ferry at the kyles of lochalsh then thrashing the car across the isle of sky to catch the next ferry ( M.V Hebrides ) to tarbet on the isle of harris the land that time has forgotten first impression what have done where have all the trees gone wheres all the grass gone where are all the people then as i drove across the island and arrived on the west coast of the island
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enoch powell to tell him he was right -
Whats the difference between a white fairy tale and a black fairy tale? A white fairy tale starts "Once upon a time" A black fairy tale starts "Ain't no motherf-cker gonna believe diss shit"
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the police pulled a black man over. After extensive investigations they ascertained he owned the BMW he was driving. He had a job he didn't have a criminal record He didn't have any outstanding parking tickets and the car contained no stolen property So they booked him for wasting police time
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no doubt about it we were beaten by a better team on the day there is also no doubt we played shite once again ( could have in fact should have )don't mean a thing but there we are rant over the next most important thing is who are England playing next so i can get the drinks cupboard refilled :alcoholic: and cheer on whoever's playing against them :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: only joking
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congratulations on the new arrival hope all is well both wife and baby the next thing is whats the young lads name going to be if you are undecided i am sure the T.H.L members will have few suggestions
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i think they can put there mind at rest with the ferrets but mink and otters thats a HOLE different ball game as the smell of fish would drive them wild
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just be grateful and remember they don't breed not like a lot of other minorities
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what a waste of everybody's time why would any body need to ask weather he should give back something that does not belong to him he tells us that there is contact details in the wallet perhaps he wants every body to tell him what a fine upstanding member of the human race he is or perhaps its a little boy who's got on to daddys laptop and is just playing with us all if so i hope daddy gives him a good slap when he gets home i pity any of his friends and would say to them make sure you don't drop your wallets when he's about :wankerzo4:
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avast mate the free version
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cheers tom from the land of song run out of red bull but never mind more room in the glass for the spirits wishing you and yours all the best for the new year regards mike Ooppps and every one else on the forum
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welldone your spot on
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paddy from dublin,bruce from sydney & taff from merthyr are sat in a bar when they spot jesus sat on his own. they each send him a drink & jesus sups each pint slowly when hes finished he walks over to paddy & shakes him by the hand thanking him for the guinness. "Blimey" sez paddy "my arthritis has gone" jesus then thanks bruce for the fosters "crikey" he sez. "me bad backs cured jesus approaches taff who runs away screaming "PISS OFF BUTT,I AM ON FUC*ING DISABILITY"
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try another one bites the dust
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Most prisons kitchens are staffed by prisoners if you think Macdonalds staff are likely to fcuk with your meals, imagine what comes out on prison kitchen trollies :sick: i see what you mean thats the trouble with system prisoners fecking with your food here are a few options to contimplate 1 keep the prisoners out of the prison kitchen 2 dont do the crime 3 dont get caught
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yea i dont dowt it perhaps they will send you to prescoed prision where it would appear you can just walk out when the mood takes you and as for food meals in the prision around her come from the kitchens of the university hospital of wales and just as a matter of interest the cost allowance for a patient is £1.50p per day they are allowed £3.00p+for a prisioner so you should be getting quality cockroaches i would complain if i was you
