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mattydski

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  1. The largest condom factoryin the States burned down. President Obama was awakened at 4 am by the telephone. "Sorry to bother youat this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I've justreceived word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to theground. It is estimated that the entire USA supply of condoms will be used up by the end of the week." Obama: "Ohdamn! The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies.We'll be ruined. We'll have to ship some in from Mexico ." Telephone voice says,"Bad idea... The Mexicans will have a field day w
  2. An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations assembly, and made the world community smile. A representative from Israel began, "Before beginning my talk, I want to tell you something about Moses . . . When he struck the rock, and it brought forth water, he thought, "What a good opportunity to have a bath!" Moses removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock, and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them! The Palestinian re
  3. Lots of head problems.......... Prove to overheating. Shame, good trucks otherwise.
  4. looks like a good result.................
  5. Many happy returns!!
  6. The Bird Feeder I bought a bird feeder.. I hung it on my patio and filled it lovingly with seed... It was indeed a beautiful bird feeder. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the Continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.. Then came the bird sh * t. It was everywhere; on the patio tiles, the chairs,
  7. I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in the UK. I think it should be the goal of every Britain to be tolerant. Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance. That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy ", and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot. Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbeque pork
  8. thinking of buyin ma bitches new coats................should keep 'em warm lol
  9. If you are a suitable person to have a shotgun, you are a suitable person to have a rifle...end of! The only difference is you need to prove to require each firearm for a specific task...... It sounds like they would struggle to refuse you.... If ou are a member of BASC..... Id go for it....
  10. We use my lurcher and a mates black lab, The lurcher is average, but keen. The lab is superb................ Cant see past him TBH, he does all that is required.... I am sure others will disagree.....
  11. Ive had 3, 10 pound pollack off a boat in successive casts once before . That day was special...... It was a bout 6 years ago. They were landed on a medium weight 9 ft spinning rod on 10lb line..
  12. If you are fishing over rough ground for pollack, there are several methods worth a mention. Spinning with any number of different spinners and lures are worth a try, Something long and silver about 40-50gr in weight do very well. The fight of a double figure pollack on a spinning rod is a joy to behold... Any colour jelly and jig heads also are very effective. Again fished on a spinning rod. Hokkis and baited hokkis if you are fishing on the drift are superb, the bigger the better. 12-20lb tackle is plenty. I have used many other methods to great effect, but these are the standout
  13. Believe it or not, it was caught on feathers whilst fishing for mackerel off Broughty Ferry near Dundee, we only popped out for a couple of hours to get some Mackies for Tea and the freezer..... He was screaming like a banshee when he saw it.....but still managed it over the net. The sea trout weighed just a tad under 3 pounds..
  14. Bought a 100 PPU in .243 last itme I passed cranks. Not Great group, just over an inch, but as I rarely shoot beast over a 150 yards, they perform fine. Cheaper than reloading just about.... ( I still reload though ) Cant fault the value for money..
  15. I dont remember ever trimming any of my lurchers Nails, either of them..??? Not sure why you have to do yours, do they get any road work?
  16. Heres two for you Both Varmint Stainless Laminates.. 1 in .243, 1 in 308 They are ok, the .243 doesnae like 100 gr easily, loves .58's .58gr are hole on hole The 100 gr loads need more work........ .308 is hole on hole with virtually everything. Both are heavy solidly built guns... ,
  17. My standard Hornet load is a 35gr VMAX over 13 gr lil gun, and TBH does everything that I ask of it....... But out of interest does anyone use a lighter or has anyone had experience of lighter rounds???? I see 30 gr Bergers advertised and even lighter Calhoon's... ?????????????????????/ Cheers
  18. You started drinking again mate???? lol i think its a very nice area matt. Well Im back down south with work tomorrow, and I aint looking forward to it............ Lincolnshire without a lurcher is like coke without ice..... POINTLESS
  19. Best of luck with him mate
  20. you lot need to get out more............ Too much keyboard time...
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