being a tit and being stupid are worlds apart. But I hear you
I think the links need posting for the basics. BASC guidelines for shooting. Wildlife and countryside act. General licences. Specific firearm laws etc etc......
I'm sure they are floating around on the forum. They don't take much reading. Some do take a little understanding and can leave you a little cross eyed but I'm sure a good read can save face and grief like in this thread.
Good advice was offered by many members but the op chose to be abusive instead of Swallowing pride and taking it on the chin.
Put the pitch