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  1. Im late with them i know next saturday i will be sortin them for you , the best kippers in the world mate
  2. Some off these are good at there profession be it music or acting , but these people dont live in the real world David Jason was Brilliant in every thing he done but he wouldnt be on our wave length , never get reality mixed up with actors or SOME musicians its not the case there all LUVVIES< shower off ignorant people the lot off them.
  3. lanesra

    LACS

    give it a couple off months and if an English club get to champions league final (its wembley this yr) advertise 2 tickets FACE VALUE, im sure that will keep them busy for a WEEK If man.u. get there id love Craigboy to ring up for them one things for certain mate...you wont be ringing him hahahaha , stranger things have happened , ya never know
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    LACS

    STUFFED BADGER HAHAHAHAHA
  5. lanesra

    LACS

    give it a couple off months and if an English club get to champions league final (its wembley this yr) advertise 2 tickets FACE VALUE, im sure that will keep them busy for a WEEK If man.u. get there id love Craigboy to ring up for them
  6. The problem with poison is if they die under your floorboards your house will smell like a sewer for days as they decompose , get yourself a new hoover ..................................and give the bloke next door your old 1
  7. Send them your Tip for this yrs GRAND NATIONAL !
  8. lanesra

    LACS

    Come Come now boys there awfully busy There doing lots off hard Government work i.e. they need to GIVE AWAY 600 FREE TICKETS for GRANDSTAND viewing outside the church this yr for Wills and Kates wedding also there looking for 350 part time casual workers for next yrs London Olympics , multi racial NEED APPLY , with FREE ACCESS to ALL of the events when not required , and im sure they also offer FREE ACCOMADATION to ASSYLUM SEEKERS WITH THAT NUMBER ,24 HRS A DAY HELPLINE IM SURE IT SAID
  9. Sick to death of this word "RACIST" being used to try and make people feel bad , your classed as RACIST if you dont like the 1000s of immigrants enterin this country ..... Well who can say there NOT RACIST , cause i cant !
  10. kinel well done mate,i stopped watching it at half time,it was like watching the fecking harlem globetrotters but fair play to ya,you must of done summat reet int second half My mate turned up at half 7 to watch the game , at half time i couldnt see a way back but he said you will get the chances its whather you can out them away , which we did he seemed really pleased we won ... then said i hope you put them out ..... "GIVES US MORE OF A CHANCE OF WINNIN IT" .. you guessed it he is Man.U haha. exactly. ..altho i think they'l muller you in the camp... maybe so mat
  11. kinel well done mate,i stopped watching it at half time,it was like watching the fecking harlem globetrotters but fair play to ya,you must of done summat reet int second half My mate turned up at half 7 to watch the game , at half time i couldnt see a way back but he said you will get the chances its whather you can out them away , which we did he seemed really pleased we won ... then said i hope you put them out ..... "GIVES US MORE OF A CHANCE OF WINNIN IT" .. you guessed it he is Man.U haha.
  12. Arsenal 2 Barca 1 , The manner in which we scored the winner was doing a Barca to Barca
  13. Cracking post L , get yourself a pack horse like they use to fetch the deer off the hill in the highlands
  14. thanks mate my lad and him are becoming quite the inseperable couple at the moment Thats good mate , the thought of him not going out for a month is unreal , but he is sorted now .
  15. Glad to see he is settlin in well mate , he has fell on his feet with you and your mrs
  16. spike milligan brilliant and for a good talk about,my kind of stuff jack hargreaves off old country not a lot of people will remember im. Jack hosted "OUT OF TOWN"... Brilliant show , i think anyone 35 plus and has a love off the countryside will remember him , i had a video off his , lent it out and cant remember who too , on it he had a man off 100 fishing , the old boy was a RUM old fella.
  17. You ARROGANT PRI(K postin that,your ANTI no doudt about that
  18. Malt i said that about Berbatov's goal to the lads at work. Read Brian Woolnoughs comments in The Star today on Rooney goal , he put it alongside Maradonna's against England what a Fuck1n W@nker never in a million yrs would you conpare it too that , shows what these so called EXPERT'S know
  19. Thats a strange one for you Be as it may bud i addmier the man for the war.We needed a strong man to leed.Left to chambelain we would all be speaking German. At times catcher i sometimes think this country would off been better off "Speaking German" better than "URDU" in about a century
  20. That will probably be it mate , just remember the 2 foriegn lads havin a right go at it , anyone who has a 1 to 1 be it boxin or bare knuckle with no drink/drugs on board for dutch courage gets my respect whether world class or rubbish , because it is you alone no "team mates" to rely on .
  21. Thats got to be the Princess Alice near Spitalfields then...i was born up the road in Bethnal Green.....nothing wrong with that mate its good to take in a bit of history That will be the pub mate , my mrs has a "THING" about J.T.R.
  22. Hahahaha . i seen either youtube or dvd 2 polish (i think they where polish) lads about 10 stone , fightin for money in this country bare knuckle in a field where a few fights where takin place , now they did FIGHT TILL THEY DROPPED, no hands up givin in or walkin away , you know why MONEY , they had fuck1n nothin , the money only went to winner normally but with these 2 im sure they gave them half each they couldnt seperate them . think that was the one on lawless britain could of been that im not sure , but if what i said rings a bell it probably was mate.
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