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king

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  1. i grew up in seven sister's lol yea the gunsmoke was a cracking place.the cowboy's loved it shooting flat out there. the slide was good there untill you were brave and didnt brake much dewi.if i remember right they had a black talking bird there.was it a minor bird.i remember the blue and yellow mccaw parrot big lovely looking bird.
  2. ken would of been better off with a half x bull/grey ?
  3. lol saying that mind the way the winter's are now it wont be long before we are wearing t shirt's all year round.the dog is panting sitting by my side with the curtains closed and window's open.
  4. nice pup ken.i see you have been fighting the urge to have a heavily whippet blooded beast for a while.lets hope you have mild winter's for the dog or you will have a shivering wreck lol
  5. next time he stand's and look's at you.dont say anything just point to him and drop your hand to point at your feet but keep eye contact.like you are staring him out.dont move your body apart from pointing and repeat that movment every 30 second's but keep staring.he will soon come to you.then praise him he will soon stop the staring at you as he cant win that game.
  6. so you are threatening to grass him up. if he has ever done anything wrong.
  7. i was brought up by my grandparent's we lived on a hill.when i was 18 gran was in hospital.i went home at 10:00pm and found my the back yard full of water there was a main's pipe gushing out water that my grandfather was going to fix.the 3ft deep hole was dug in the day.water was lapping over the back door step. so i panicked and started scooping a bucket full of water a time and throwing it onto the lawn.trying to stop the water from coming in the house. and thinking were the feck is he.grandfather.it was pitch dark apart from light from the kitchen door.then i seen something floati
  8. do you wear them lamping near the bermuda triangle.
  9. pick up a few tins of unicorn meat when you are dragging that gammy leg through the isles.
  10. them old teeth still got the strengh to bite through fridge chilled corned beef.you better have spam.your jaw wont ache then
  11. corned beef you posh fecker.you get 2 tin's of spam for 1 tin of corned beef.
  12. what and hold your hand.id be to tempted to strangle you
  13. dogfox's arse is twitching so he want's ginger beard to hold his hand lol
  14. she look's like a rugby prop forward dilly.
  15. ah i enjoy walking over a frosty field with the ferret's and dog for a day's ferreting.if the dog mark's he's 100% right and i know we are in for some action.the 2 terrier's here are bomb proof around the ferret's aswell.saying that the dog's are parrot proof and turtle proof lol.it's like a fecking zoo here.
  16. the dog will feel the bumps from the rabbit's underground coming through there feet.if the dog feels more bump's through it's back feet then it know's to turn around etc.or bumps coming from the left or right hand side.
  17. good deed of the day done there ken.
  18. the mind is a strange thing mate.
  19. feck i bet smoking all that green.no good to you mate.i stopped chonging 15yrs ago best thing i ever did.i was walking around like an albino corpse with bloodshot eye's lol jesus is my high now.
  20. 35yrs.your flesh must be green lol
  21. fingers crossed we get more global warming then.the warmer it get's the less we see ginger's.
  22. and the stupid feckers cant get it into there heads that they get payed the same rate if they go fast or steady away.feck rushing about in a machine.
  23. yea give me 30 min's and i will pm you chris.im busy a minute.
  24. dont you fancy dipping your toe into crypto chris.in for cheap. if it boom's great if it fail's then it fail's my opinion is it's worth a punt
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