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  1. king
    the poor feckers marriage was on the rocks mate.he couldnt ride the wife could he.
  2. king
    i remeber a programme yrs ago a guy couldnt get a boner.they he has surgery and they inserted a plastic type rod in his knob he had a permanent lob on then
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    yea this lad has got a few kids with a long time missus aswell. to be honest im glad i havent got a 1"knob.
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    we were working in bolton on the missing road link.driving plant.about 5 of us from the same village living in caravans. we were telling the lad with the small knob.about putting coke on a womans clit.it makes it go numb etc. about 2hrs later could hear him screaming in his caravan next door.he had only opened a wrap of coke found the big crystals in it and pushed them down his japs eye with a matchstick.trying to make his knob numb lol.he was in some pain for a good hour the daft fecker lol
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    ancestry.

    king replied to king's topic in General Talk

    ah i will have a look now byron.im on the laptop now.cheers just tried.they have no research on this name..
  6. king
    i agree 100% but what happens if he has the chance with a smart bird in the club.he cant even ride it proper if hes had a few sniff's lol that bird wont be fecked lol
  7. king
    lol ive never had any complaints mate.
  8. king
    no i aint going to drop a daft joke.genuine a 1" knob mate.i dont know if you know but if you take speed amphetamine a normal blokes knob shrinks he showed a few mates before after a night club.look at this he said in the house.were his knob should of been there was a small indent his knob had gone in.basically no knob lol. he said after i shouldnt of showed you that boys lol
  9. king
    my mate has got a knob about 1" long.
  10. king
    is that roach/bream
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    ancestry.

    king replied to king's topic in General Talk

    ah i thought all the birth/death/marriage certificate' would be easily linked up.how far back did you uncle manage to go
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    ancestry.

    king posted a topic in General Talk

    has anyone had a go on ancestry.co.uk i see the adverts on tv regular.and it make's you think about the breeding behind you.
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    theres a small bit of gorse land like that near me about the size of a football pitch.allways holding a few rabbit's i love sending the dog in there and watch him hunt them up. with that amount of gorse land i would spend week's there lol.
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    ive never ferreted such steep hill's like that much NL.do you try and position the dog below the burry waiting for the bolt at all. as chasing down hill a quick double back would make the dog over shoot by a fair bit.i enjoy trying to work out which direction the rabbit would take as im walking towards a new burry. and if there aint any close by burrys or cover or big dip's in the land.which way does the majority of bolters go.up or down.
  15. king
    fair play dave some brilliant pics there.thank's
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    is that lulworth cove the place with a little hole in the wall there.ive allways wanted to go there for a look. scotland has got some amazing land proper wild and rugged.its the midges everyone talks about that put me off a bit to be honest.
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    no as far as the 3rd pic.old man of storr.and thats it.register to see whole article
  18. king
    feck 35 is no age ray.the poor lad.the body is a strange thing i think.
  19. king
    register or log in to see whole article.i was enjoying them first 2 pics then.basterds
  20. king
    thats fair enough.what about a fray bentos pie.
  21. king
    so youve never eaten tinned meat
  22. king
    ow corned beef.iv'e thought about that before i cant get my head around the corned part of it. any way.what about a tin of pork luncheon meat.
  23. king
    that shoe looks lonely.ss
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    Fireplace design

    king replied to DIDO.1's topic in General Talk

    rough no far from it.looks great.i see you have fitted a dust suppression unit to the left hand side.that could double as a fire doubter incase a big unannounced storm rolls in from the west. i bet kanny is allready on the hammer and bolster smashing holes to accept some pipe work.
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    Fireplace design

    king replied to DIDO.1's topic in General Talk

    old melted holed ash covered plastic handle missing coal bucket we had.the fecking thing needed throwing on the fire.and the ginger cat the nasty fecker. that bucket seen more hot ash's than the fire place
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