oohh dddarrrllinnng i love your CHOCOLATE labrador oh no your one is better.
bloody hooray henrys why do they think their obese labrador is better than a black or yellow one like some sort of a special select club.
its not chocolate its f*****g brown ,
now stop blocking the pavement
oh and with all your airs n graces,
your house is mortaged,your cars on tick,credit cards maxxed out and kids are spoilt brats.
your shit stinks just like everyone elses.
i feel better now thats out in the open