Perhaps we should just up and leave this island and move to Iraq ,properties cheap if a little run down . Weathers warmer and you can pump your own oil out the garden .Build a few churches ,play loud music to drown out the twat in the minuet .Encourage cleavage on show ,pig roasts daily .Outlaw sandles and skirts for men and make drinking acceptable .Let them have the shit hole they have created and ship the f***ing rest here see how they like it .
I’ve cracked it ,phoning Thomson’s first thing in the morning .