Reminds me of story Sean .Years back when I was on the tools for a firm doing the mobile phone towers all over your neck of the woods and further ,I used to pick up a lad ,out of my way by 10 miles .
His missus was a pig no other word for the fat c**t .
Drove up one day at the usual 5.30 am to hear the dog barking followed by his missus shouting and silence .G appears rather sheepish and as he’s dragging on his coat he drops his flask ,the dog starts barking and wife starts shouting and by f**k the c**t could shout .Next I knew she’s in the doorway blocking out the light and grabs p