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Franks dad

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  1. That’s just women in general mate …
  2. Ever think about branching out to flying broomsticks ?
  3. Teach it to bark then it’s easy to stop it barking …
  4. That pie looks alright mate ….pastry looks great
  5. It’s not a problem mate , you weren’t to know …. I feel for him ….At least you know mate , years ago food was forced down your neck and you were just being fussy or disruptive and over dramatising
  6. Fair play mate ,so would I if my beige palette would allow
  7. Re the kiwi must have been a few years old before you got it mate … is it full size kiwi or the mini grape sized ones like I’ve got ?
  8. If you’d have had a bacon and egg bap off them as well , I’d have said that was a perfect day …but it’s a 99% one …cracking
  9. Be three or four years before the kiwi produces … bloody pain that ,take longer than a grape vine to mature …. I presume you are putting those tomatoes and bell peppers in on an evening mate ? …. It’s very early to be putting them outside 24/7
  10. Venison is dog and ferret food mate
  11. If I can get on porn sites with face recognition why the feck does a self service till need a shop assistant to confirm my age for paracetamol
  12. All but one of the Shirley is out ,unless i missed it coz I’ve managed to double up on one… few sweet peppers up and jalapeños and a few money maker no pics couldn’t be assed To go up stairs…. Honey berry blossoming pruned it back hard last autumn…
  13. Looks better now You shaved them fecking fluffy ears
  14. Seen the clips …last one she had what looked like his boxers (Definitely skids ) … she’s some animal
  15. Ahhhh , I did that ….shes coming over tomorrow
  16. That a bit of the tent or she been on the bins
  17. Feck all wrong with Bonnie …… you dosser
  18. Loads here been out for a week or two , even the carnations in the garden are flowering
  19. Cowboy style chilli con carne baked beans replacing kidney beans with a packet golden vegetable rice
  20. I tried a while ago and couldn’t get hold of him either . he’d moved and was a bit hectic when blacky last had contact I believe .
  21. Aghhhhhhh ….. no offence mate but that’s wrong on so many levels….. mash with nuggets ….wtf . And that bean tsunami on the nuggets and mayo has got me close to a panic attack , I’ll not be able to sleep now .
  22. If that’s work , you hiring ? I’m cheap.
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