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RossM

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  1. What can I say king. I like strong stuff collars. Lol Look like a lidl version of bronson......... Is that a Freddie Mercury tash Freddie's was more manly and it was a proper full tash, that looks like an airial view of a 5-a-side football match.....
  2. Decided now that I'm too old to be running away for a few poxy rabbits, never been stopped on non permission yet, been pulled on permission and in motor and from what dealings I've had they are thicker than a darkies lip..... I'll take me chances I think.
  3. Nice shooting, 3rd buck looks like you've blootered it in ketchup and about to stuff it in a loaf!!
  4. Your every day coppers don't tend to bother too much and can often be baffled with bullshit. It's them wildlife coppers which are bang on it around here. They know the hunting act inside out, well some of them do. Ain't that the truth, half them don't even want to muddy their boots!!!
  5. What can I say king. I like strong stuff collars. Lol Look like a lidl version of bronson.........
  6. With it being a charity I'm presuming by the group photo you'd all got your clothes from the charity shop?
  7. Done a couple with the Mrs but not allowed to anymore, had vhs tapes for 10p each and this guy came up and said "5p?" I replied "you can have it for 5p if I can bounce it of your skull?" Missus wasn't amused... " you cannae say that!!" She said "well I did" was my reply
  8. thats maybe because jeeps are American I think you'll find they are now Italian......
  9. How do they work? I've clicked on your posts a few times but have no idea how they work!! They do look like works of art though.
  10. My mate similar petrol lawnmower, some dafty put diesel in in, drained, cleaned and replaced spark plug and it was wake your neighbours up at 7.30 on a Sunday time!!!
  11. Wasn't aware of any white ones....
  12. Ask him to bring it down to you,give it to you for nothing and bring a bag of food as well. Thing is jims the sort of lad that if he knew them and they were genuine he would... Light brindle if I had to chose Jim.
  13. thought that was a dog gaffer I'm all mixed up And whilst we're at it who's this Larry f****r folk go on about? And why the f**k is he so happy?!?
  14. Who the f**k is gaffer?!? I can only mind of this thick c**t called gafer?
  15. Are the dogs dead yet gaz? Feck me read from start to finish 27 minutes I'll never get back, almost think cancelling my Vodafone was worthy of the time.......
  16. RossM

    West Ham

    Could've easily been 3 or 4
  17. What a gullible c**t i am ive travelled to Andorra,Malta and Romania over the last month watching the mighty Hammers with not a sausage to show for it !!......Absolutely rubbish if we get away with less than a 5 nil tanking from Arsenal tomorrow i,ll be amazed......even with a full strength team. Loaded gullible c**t...........
  18. Renault 5 turbo.... Great fun!!
  19. RossM

    A Dilemma

    Problem solved! Or alternatively you could tell Anne your going to shoot the other, shell change her mind then Cheers, D. No more likes as I said.... Cruel to be kind.
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