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RossM

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  1. Westerhailes!! It was a BOP display and I had to try like a trooper to get it!! Pretended I couldn't see my phone for the sunshine and "click" job done!
  2. Picture proof!! Loving the ray-bans!
  3. Better get the lamp on charge.

    1. jamesmc

      jamesmc

      should be a good night,too bad ma dugs in sick bay..lol..atb..

    2. B.P.R

      B.P.R

      New lamp out tonight?

    3. RossM

      RossM

      Not here till Thursday, variable tonight.

  4. Smashing reds and big ears!...... Ffs
  5. I am f*****g dying!!! Tongue like a pakis toenail

    1. mrspinguu

      mrspinguu

      Me too. My throat feels like I spent the night chomping barbed wire.

  6. RossM

    Funny Insuilts

    In a boozer a few years ago and this lass was putting songs on the jukebox, she must've had a few credits left because she turned round and asked if there was anything anyone wanted to hear, my mate piped up "aye, ma baws, slapping of your arse!" she saw the funny side but he never actually got his request.
  7. RossM

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    That doesn't even make sense?!?! See if you kept your mouth shut, nae c**t would know you were stupid!!! Maybe before my time perhaps auld yin? I think he is talking to you Baldrick Even then, I can't make sense of that!! The keep your mouth shut no c**t would know you were stupid part. Baldrick is an old err friend of mine on here I think you should have took your own advice
  8. RossM

    Funny Insuilts

    I'm gathering it's about the wanking part?
  9. RossM

    Funny Insuilts

    That doesn't even make sense?!?! See if you kept your mouth shut, nae c**t would know you were stupid!!! I think he is talking to you Baldrick Even then, I can't make sense of that!!
  10. RossM

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    That doesn't even make sense?!?! See if you kept your mouth shut, nae c**t would know you were stupid!!!
  11. Don't feel that shit hot the day......

    1. pip1968

      pip1968

      stay of the haggis lol

  12. RossM

    Funny Insuilts

    yes you are id rather be a paki than a jock Id rather wear a turbin than a rose Twobob, is that how much your other half charges for a back scuttle? ofcourse not she,s not scottish 50p then..............
  13. RossM

    Funny Insuilts

    yes you are id rather be a paki than a jock Id rather wear a turbin than a rose Twobob, is that how much your other half charges for a back scuttle?
  14. Correct if you locked them both in the boot of your motor for a week, which one would be the happiest to see you when you opened it?
  15. If you had it from pup then your the only c**t to blame and even if you didn't it doesn't change the fact that your a f*****g tool.
  16. RossM

    Funny Insuilts

    no need for that "pal"........... Just how I feel "ol buddy ol pal"
  17. RossM

    Funny Insuilts

    I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker yes I am!! And id rather be a wanker than a f****n englishman!!
  18. And a wee bonus on the box!!
  19. RossM

    Funny Insuilts

    Your teeth must be cold coz they've got a yellow coat on.
  20. RossM

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    Teeth like a tarmacers rake.
  21. RossM

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    Ye've got a face for the radio.
  22. RossM

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    I would've been your da if the dug wiznae a greyhound.......
  23. They should be able to get it from the serial number mate.
  24. You may need to pop the set out and get the numbers off of it.
  25. Your no joking! Mind down Hawick 2010 it was waist high!! What you shooting? Thin air or possibly rabbit hunter ?? :-) I'll go with A please alli.......
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