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RossM

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  1. Don't get me started irwin junior!!! I wasn't the only one to think it either!! Tell me I'm lying when I say you cowered away like a wee girl when that blond lass went to touch your hair? You think am spending aw that time doing ma hair for it to get messed up? At least I bothered to dae mine square heed... Lol f**k that shite! Too hot for brylcream!! Did younleave your calipers in the hotel? .............You couldny catch me anyway.. What was in yer rucksack......yer red jersey just incase the weather broke.... Naw a grey yin and I'm no that slow for a fatty ginger!! 100 metre sprint
  2. Don't get me started irwin junior!!! I wasn't the only one to think it either!! Tell me I'm lying when I say you cowered away like a wee girl when that blond lass went to touch your hair? You think am spending aw that time doing ma hair for it to get messed up? At least I bothered to dae mine square heed... Lol f**k that shite! Too hot for brylcream!! Did younleave your calipers in the hotel?
  3. Major dose of the tattie fritters today!!

  4. Don't get me started irwin junior!!! I wasn't the only one to think it either!! Tell me I'm lying when I say you cowered away like a wee girl when that blond lass went to touch your hair?
  5. I've got a proper Scottish suntan! Was a hot day for the all, I was as much use as a chocolate fireguard as I had a stinking hangover! Will try harder next time!
  6. Least it wouldnae feel the cold!
  7. http://www.gumtree.com/p/pets/huskywhippet-puppys-for-sale/1023981260#photo-content
  8. Malt...... Me and you are gonnae fall oot!! lol

  9. Big strapping boy Colin,
  10. RossM

    Anti's

    Got victor meldrew as mine on fb,pmslpm your name on it bud...... Nope fb and hunting life are kept separate and never shall they meet! No problem..............................f**k you too... Pie'd
  11. RossM

    Pranks.....

    That would go down well!
  12. I'm not much of a team player fellah,....and I hate censorship,...everyone has a right to speak their mind... The job of a Moderator is not easy and requires certain, people skills,.. that I do not possess.... In truth, I am not worried what anyone does or says, just as long as they don't involve me.. The only thing that boils my piss,... is when low-life folk,.. tell LIES....and speak with forked tongue... I'm not interested in feeble scripts which begin with, " I heard,..I thought,...or,..my mate said",...etc,.etc.... We are all hunting men on here, so lets keep it fecking real,..
  13. RossM

    Pranks.....

    My old foreman was an absolute prick, come over and turn your radio off telling you it was too loud, used to do my tits in, anyway one Saturday morning I went in and the c**t had cut the wire, right at the radio itself so I couldn't repair it, I was boiling so I cut the wire for his hand light into 6 inch lengths, nah still angry grabbed his diluting juice and emptied my bladder into it, on the Monday he came in and poured a juice, as he took the first sip I said "by the way I pissed in that, and if you touch anything of mine again I'll shite in your sandwiches," never touched my radio again t
  14. I'm not much of a team player fellah,....and I hate censorship,...everyone has a right to speak their mind... The job of a Moderator is not easy and requires certain, people skills,.. that I do not possess.... In truth, I am not worried what anyone does or says, just as long as they don't involve me.. The only thing that boils my piss,... is when low-life folk,.. tell LIES....and speak with forked tongue... I'm not interested in feeble scripts which begin with, " I heard,..I thought,...or,..my mate said",...etc,.etc.... We are all hunting men on here, so lets keep it fecki
  15. This should've been deleted at least 6 pages ago........
  16. RossM

    Pranks.....

    You know when you hole punch paper you get the wee circles, make a wee paper funnel and pour them in the air vents of his motor.
  17. Lad I used to play football with had a mighty slong aswell, he scored a rasper in a cup game and the manager shouted "that's marvellous!"And he whipped his cock oot and said "naw that was good this is marvellous!" booked for his troubles! his favourite though was to stick it in people's pints and to give you an idea of the size it was in the pint glass curled round the bottom with a good inch and a half still at the top. He was a ginger though so it was a waste of a cock....
  18. If I read correctly it was his balls he was waving around?
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