So gets a phone call from my mate yesterday, "do you want any cheese?" thought I'd heard him wrong, "eh?" "cheese" he says "as in macaroni cheese" "aye why not" I reply, he then tells me he got it from the highland show and BPR and I have to go halfers, "aye ok then" I'm thinking it's only a block of cheese, halfers? Then he says about divvying up and I'm asking my self how fuckng bigs this block of cheese?
Turns up an hour or so later and I get my answer!