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Simoman

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  1. Will consider swap for started lurcher or finch. Waz, I have a beddie whippet lurcher thats just started on rabbits, interested Yep reet up my street that, will have to come with 12 months trial and a lamp + battery. Pm me. Pm sent, forgot to add it turns like the HMS Belfast, catch pick up for toffee and yips but the lamp is good............
  2. Simoman

    new van

    Jigsaw, can I have a quote on tarmacing my drive?
  3. A decent member with a decent offer, i hope you got sorted poach................
  4. Good luck LDR and well done for taking the time to organise it...............
  5. Will consider swap for started lurcher or finch. Waz, I have a beddie whippet lurcher thats just started on rabbits, interested
  6. Dont listen to Wilf, we watched it at mine over a take away and all I could hear over the munching of my bhaji was Wilf chanting 'av it...................
  7. I once dug 2ft to a roman coin....................
  8. Has a very small weiner....

  9. Staring in the new Simpsons movie as "Homer Sexual"

  10. Hope you had a good day Ray
  11. Foxyjo and I shall be there to cheer wag on, we have pom poms and cheerleader outfits sorted.........................
  12. I think the planet is doomed and we are far too populated, the best thing is to follow Darcys example and just have man-love, all the enjoyment but no babies, hes mates with men to save the planet. I think Ian was bored at work and feeling all philosophical
  13. Thank you all, wilf and Tomo are very rude men and both know when they are in my company it makes them look ugly....................That Frain drawing is above the fireplace................... Well foxyjo and I have just got in and are planning a day of shopping at the co-op, eating werthers originals and moaning about the youth of today now im pushing 40
  14. Thanks big boy, yes im sure we will be very happy. Troy too
  15. Basic brain cells are a requirement before posting, you sir coming across as a total 100% numpty. Take a break and try spellcheck chav........................................
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    Simoman

    Box sorted...........
  17. Who wants to actually go out in the cold when you can dicuss the best cake or book on here.............
  18. Simoman

    Simoman

    Sorry T, text me, having a few computer issues at the moment but look forward to hearing from and meeting up soon. And thanks Flynn, yes the ring fitted perfect for the perfect woman
  19. Its been a tough decision but after much deliberation truffles must go, she will go to a good home, and when I mean good it depends on how much cash trades hands........................... That IS Wilf in the photo, he stopped at mine and his clothes kept falling off.........................weird eh? Thanks Ko Shamo for the help selling the dog sex fiend...................
  20. Well I prefer breakawas but please dont be upset and keep the foxes classics coming next time im at the spiderpig domicile............
  21. I need to dispell the rumours about the cottage pie, it was entirely my fault the cottage pie was not ready for Mr and Mrs Wags arrival, I also failed to peel enough potatoes so after much deliberation Wag and I wnet to the Indian takeaway instead................. The next day we had a superb homemade cottage pie for lunch...........
  22. Thanks Wilf, yes I am definately fatter than you but gayer??? Not so sure, thanks matey. Oh Aaron, Is that picture of you post op? I have seen the other photos you bad bad man.
  23. Well, thanks for all the kind wishes, wag is an chump!! All I can say is that sometimes ladyluck shines on us and I asked Emma to marry me and she said yes, I have no doubt we will be very happy together and thanks for your best wishes...................Live the dream
  24. no ......... but i am up for a quickie round the back of the bike sheds if you want handsom? Sir, I accept your offer, see you in five...........
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