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    NOT MESSERS

    Simoman replied to Chid's topic in General Talk

    Darcy sent me a batch of "new" 12" rubber truncheons, new my arse they had seen more action than Steven Seagal..........
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    Kill as quickly and humanly as possible and dont brutalise anything....................
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    Ive got one, very thick
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    Top photo is a cracker............
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    Whether you are ripped of buying a dog, an ice cream of a yacht a con is a con........................Not aiming it at anyone just a general observation.........
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    PMSL
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    Chairman of the foxes classic appreciation society.........

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    Its tea, not supper in Lincolnshire Stop her probably meant a recall (the whistle I gave you ), not some wailing banshee putting everything to ground within a 40 mile radius The night rings out with........................" This fu**in lamp isn't working"..................."Where the f*cks she off too"................."Your dogs always get to run first"................and my personal favourite "Another roll up?"
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    Mmmmm, do a search on here and you will find what you require................
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    Dont worry, Im bring enough oestrogen to settle things down...............
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    Don't encourge him for gawds sake!! Now even Henry's started saying it cos he hears me being teased so often!! Anyway, nothing wrong with alerting Lincolnshire to our arrival.... Mummys tulip has been a very good girl Oh dont worry Lincolnshire knew you arrived, it was the note pushed through the door by the neighbour
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    I'll get some photos up of foxyjos beddie/whippet, a little pocket rocket that is starting to come good...........
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    Filthy man, abused a squirel with his nuts when we were out..........

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    His north eastern tones make you moist.......

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    Has a very small penis and sits around the fire with his Bob Marley cd's and a stupid grin on his sexy mush.........

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    Next time can I drive the quad sexpot?

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    Shall we wax each others chests and rub in some lavender oil? No we'll let Foxyjo do that.......... Are you going ? As long as im not working i'll be there big boy..........
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    Jock of the Bushveld by Sir Percy Fitzpatrick has a good tale of a bull terrier vs baboon...............
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    Shall we wax each others chests and rub in some lavender oil?
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    I'll give you a tenner and some lovehearts if you sell me one, i'll even accept the late delivery of EDRD each month..........
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    I'll double check, apart from ensuring it works its never been used.
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    For sale one brand new Deben mark 3 ferret locator and collar, price is £100 posted, no offers, this cost me £145 only a few weeks ago but I just aquired a spare and dont need two. Thanks
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    Top stuff Jay, dont listen to socks, some of us can pull beards off and still look cool
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    Can I have my dildos back?

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