Jump to content

Simoman

Members
  • Content Count

    13,786
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Simoman

  1. Waiting for my next invite sweet cheeks......

  2. I'll wash my best blanket

  3. I use Peregrine livefoods, comes in bulk if required..............
  4. Good to see you back and at least your fella is letting you mix with the riff raff again
  5. Always wanted to see Metallica and my sister bought me a ticket to see them in Nottingham last winter but then I had an invite for a couple of days away hunting so I still havent seen Metallica
  6. I have nothing to add but Ric is upset lurchergrrl is getting more forum traffic......................
  7. Spoke on the phone about coming up my end this season????????

  8. These noble speedsters are quickly becoming endagered, although as a child I was always told Cheetahs never prosper.................
  9. Crikey Jay, good to see you back, has your boyfriend let you out? One of mine is predominately white and he can be green with pink ears as long as hes does what I require...............
  10. Matty, Do what you can although the sad fact is no kennel is 100% secure. CCTV, sensors, chains, padlocks, my neighbour has an alarm system that has a speaker which shouts at intruders. Also as kennel security I tie Foxyjos beddie whippet in the yard, they see her and assume there is nothing worth nicking........................
  11. Spider, I've said it beofre you have far too much cash and should send a little my way......................
  12. No questions asked as to why you were in such a grotty little bog Research for my poetry book.............
  13. Just use the misc section, Ian has added loads of extra sub sections, it could go on forever.....like Ians nose..............
  14. Once whilst touring Scotland, I came across a profound and touching ditty on a bathroom wall, "I came here to sit and think, you came here to shit and stink"...............................magical and touching..................
  15. Simoman

    NOT MESSERS

    You topping the list?? No, thats the messer thread.............
  16. Simoman

    HELP

    I agree with the cider swiller
  17. One of Clarences cubs enjoying the sun at the Midland last year..................
  18. Simoman

    NOT MESSERS

    Can we have a potential messer thread?
  19. Always S'hroom...always. There are two words in life that will ensure you get by "Yes dear" Why don't you use them then? Just once? Yes dear...............
×
×
  • Create New...