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  1. Simoman
    Your not wrong, got your pm, I'll save you a bitch And a dog !!!! I want to line breed them as soon as the bitch comes into season !!! LOL !!! Cheers The bitches are specifically bred to break down at 10 weeks.............
  2. Simoman
    Yopun are a messer, pug reduces drive and bite power, go play with your mutts and leave the real deal stuff to me.................
  3. Simoman
    This sounds tasty, would it compliment my selection of rodent cheeses and a reduced ragwort jous????
  4. Simoman
    Your not wrong, got your pm, I'll save you a bitch
  5. Simoman
    Never a truer word spoken, even dog theives must set standards
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    put some chiuaua in there an i'll take a couple of bitches and i want one of their brothers to mate with Chiuaua, are you quite mad, i have found the perfect dog and you want to add that blood.............this proves this site is full of messers
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    do these links involve flaming ferret mods? Y.I.S Leeview Im not sure, he passed on that research to his assistant, Hugh Jass........Flynn, nettle tea is to precious to spit out..............
  8. Simoman
    The advert states serious replies only. Do you want one or not, £350 to you.........................
  9. Simoman
    I believe Professor IP Freely has done some interesting research into links between pet ferret owners and the ability to talk rubbish......................
  10. Simoman
    I will malt, are we still on for saw grass tea and an hour in the echo chamber before Thai chi? Sure, as long as we leave enough time for my Gay & Lesbian rights for dogs meeting this evening. That may clash with my "free the tofu two" rally!!!! I'll check my recylcable diary.............
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    Fellas, I have bred this litter with three things in mind. *) Im desperate to advertise illegal breeds on a public forum which may result in me being prosecuted *) I think the rescue kennels have enough space to accommodate the pups when folk get over the novelty and realise they are shit. *) I want to be noticed Pups are £300 and come with a free voucher to be euthanised at the vets in 12 months time. Serious replies only as Im a serious breeder....................... P.S. Please keep an eye out for more useless crosses coming soon.
  12. Simoman
    I will malt, are we still on for saw grass tea and an hour in the echo chamber before Thai chi?
  13. Simoman
    Well chaps our soiree last night was marvelous, although one of you sweet sweet men has left there mohair crevat, anyone???? I have just had a stunning breakfast of goats cheese tartlet washed down with some organic goats milk, I feel refreshed and ready for my pilates at 11...............................
  14. Simoman
    Never been a problem here.............. get king shlong here :clapper: are you a Mr whippy sort o chap?? More of a feast............... Fecking hell...................heard Mini Milk here........... Hello gorgeous, I'll give you a call today As for snoop, yes I am an old twat but at least im tall enough to order my own lolly when the ice cream van comes
  15. Simoman
    No...I've tried it Kay...it doesn't work. I say to the little sods, "Hold still whilst I flick you on the nose!!" But they laugh and run away...undisciplined little buggers. Try a stun gun, although feed them up on cauliflour noodles with a twist of parsley first, it builds the immune system........
  16. Simoman
    OFF TOPIC If you really want to discuss this i know a really good listening tree Classic
  17. Simoman
    I've made a delightfull lentil soup and a mixed nut cutlet, elderberry wine chaps?
  18. Simoman
    Oh yes Malt, I have nettle tea, a sponge cake and some wheat free substitute meat sticks.............
  19. Simoman
    With rice crackers? Or perhaps a mild celery paste?
  20. Simoman
    Fellas, anyone for green tea and ryvita, the huggers are here
  21. Simoman
    You can't just shoot a whomble. And why not, they stink...Dirty little things. In that case you can shoot sounder too Nah, Rays ok, that thing in the picture would get two barrels and my knife just to be sure
  22. Simoman
    As I said, I dont open the hutch armed with a broom and cs gas, If a kip nips, I give it a light tap (note light tap, not a haymaker) and say no, NEVER had a hand shy ferret, trouble is most folk can't differentiate between a correction and a pasting................... Different strokes and all that................. As I said, don't/never have/never will smack my girls............
  23. Simoman
    Never been a problem here.............. get king shlong here :clapper: are you a Mr whippy sort o chap?? More of a feast...............
  24. Simoman
    Never been a problem here..............
  25. Simoman
    Even I feel mildly uncomfortable................
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