Simoman
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Always S'hroom...always. There are two words in life that will ensure you get by "Yes dear"
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Sloth fighting is only banned in the West Country and North Wales................
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Stick with tested breeds, I have a sloth for picking up sitters..........................
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Thats a rubbish return through the window, my lion would get wedged, three times we had to call the fire brigade to extraxt his huge ass from the window........
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Armadillo have strict closed seasons which should be adhered too. They are soft on the inside but crunchy on the outside................. Does your leopard retreive? Clarence would but only with chavs and gypsys.................
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I have problems with German Shepherds, terriers and lurchers. They are all our dogs though -
Bump my ass, read the rules cheeseball
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I've got a leopard out of puff the magic dragon's kennels she's called spot Best of luck, the Leopard doesnt have enough stamina for me, i like to run at least 7 sheep a night.............
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Unfortunately Clarence never fulfilled his potential and jacked on a munty doe in 1997 and Tony was finished off by a 12lb vixen in a stop end.................
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No, Clarence was from Punch lines....................
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And tony was his naamo Yes, how did you guess? I ran him doubled up with Clarence the cross eyed lion.............
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I once ran a Bengal tiger on the lamp, its was greeeeeeat.......................
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Of course..................
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Yes, also Darcy spread genital warts around the Midlands in 1998...................... Leave it out Simo mine have cleared up now ! I don't need reminding thankyou very much. By bell looked like the surface of the moon. Cleared up my arse, thoses photos you sent me looked like you had been attacked by a cheese grater, see you this season still big boy for some mincing?
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Oh God help us!!! Cynic
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I beleive Byron once said, "What has a hazlenut in every bite..................squirel shit....................."
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Is that your excuse? Poor Wag looked very lonely and lost yesterday without you. Fancy dumping your mate for a girl!? Wag will be at mine this week enjoying a home cooked cottage pie Also its not A girl, its THE girl
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Yes, also Darcy spread genital warts around the Midlands in 1998......................
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The mods are also responsible for swine flu..............
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At least you had me to help with the big words P.S. Enjoyed Rich's article as usual, skiving work early, no wonder he was deported
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Don't you mean the poop deck with Semen stains and Captain Pugwash, I heard you are known to......sorry as Roger the Cabin boy....................
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Will consider swap for started lurcher or finch. Waz, I have a beddie whippet lurcher thats just started on rabbits, interested Yep reet up my street that, will have to come with 12 months trial and a lamp + battery. Pm me. Pm sent, forgot to add it turns like the HMS Belfast, catch pick up for toffee and yips but the lamp is good............ There's no bloody beddie whippet for sale here!!!!! :realmad: :realmad: Simon's just jealous....my little angel shows his great lumbering steam roller dogs up, that's what this is about. However, what there i
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I'll never sell my gimp mask collection, its my precious................
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You dont need terrier boxes in that, just some bolt croppers, some stolen generators and no tax