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Simoman

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  1. No mate, the collar will feel different, an anti bark has two "probes" which sit on the throat to detect vibration, the dog isn't stupid and will know the difference
  2. Wilf has taken the new micro bellman and flint collar for a product review, it was attached to a hamster and found at 0.3 his his colon, great success!!!!!

  3. Am i missing the point, donny sold a dog for 200 and its grafting, what am i missing?
  4. Sleep is overated........

  5. If your going to insult me, use capitals and correct grammar please Take the stick from your rear passage and chill
  6. Simoman, come on tell him your only 12. And 3/4
  7. simon pan man You speak the truth, good for you, you have my ultimate respect I'm not calling the lad, merely bringing Alan Partridge to the masses R.E.S.P.E.C.T ayeeeeeee
  8. Your right, I feel dirty and ashamed, but please remember I'm only human (sort of) I apologise. Please let me do my bit for you as a member.......... Its AREN'T and MODERATORS
  9. You have a little brown on your nose.......just there.....got it
  10. Cleaned kennels, fed and walked dogs, few beers, roll ups and wasted the day on my arse on thl...........
  11. Funny if his mate had one of those electric voice box things....."Get off him cow, get of him" You mean Doctor no.......vocal chords
  12. Spot on, depression isn't relavent to wealth or anything else......
  13. I had the same problem years ago but I was running a collie cross, with his added inteligence he also phoned the emergency services and produced a wonderfull steak tata before they arrived................. On a serious note hope he is ok, cows are strong beasts........
  14. Cracking write up artic, really well written, keep them coming........
  15. Has an alcohol filled afternoon planned....

    1. lord of the fens

      lord of the fens

      might just have one of those myself.

    2. mogy24

      mogy24

      thats it bottle ov vody 4 me then

    3. christian71

      christian71

      Take her to see yours earth next week the zoo!

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  16. paranoid as feck :unsure: Paranoid? With the number of dogs nicked today???????
  17. All I would say is you wont find the solution to your problems on a hunting forum. Make a doctors appointment and seek professional advice as depression may go away but it will be back..........
  18. dotty, I was with the fella in question when the dog was delivered to him in August and then over the phone he changed his mind and the dog went back, messer...........As we both know the "new" owner cares and grafts his dogs better than 99% of folk out there..........yep messer
  19. Young dog started to put the pieces of the jigsaw puzzle together, pleased so far....

    1. Simoman

      Simoman

      15,000 malt, he has such dextrous paws

    2. Malt

      Malt

      Wow! Must have collie in it somewhere then... ;)

    3. Simoman

      Simoman

      malt, wash your mouth out

       

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  20. Land theives . I know what you mean, about 10 years ago me and two mates had permission on a farm and took another chap there, he went behind or back and offered the farmer cash to give him sole rights, so we were kicked off as the farmer saw the notes flash across his eyes.
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