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Simoman

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  1. Very seasoned, with herbs and spices...
  2. A lovely extract Artic from "Giles pushed in my piles!!"................ ffs lab :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: well artic, i am enjoying reading it
  3. Do you want me to call round for cucumber sandwiches and pom bears and bring my highlighter pens.........As i said, just do what pleases you Grant, best of luck with your flight of fancy.................
  4. Top draw stuff matey, those Wolds wolves can grow in excess of 8,000lb's, i slipped all 101 of my dalmations on one near Louth in 2003 only to see them destroyed, the only survivor was poor stripe, after that i stuck to coyotes feeding on the dumps on the outskirts of Scunthorpe..........
  5. Unfortunately stripe the dalmation was stolen last winter by an old woman wearing a fur dress, apparently a lot of good dalmations went the same week, no idea what plans she has for them................. Dusty has just sired a litter so perhaps a pure cocker pup may be of interest, the winning on Dusty have paid for my mental health counselling
  6. I was told years ago you can't educate pork, and Grant you are one big sausage.............http://www.legislati...20060045_en.pdf
  7. Ok, time for the truth, to the original thread starter, this is Dusty, from my line of single handed cockers, Dusty is 14 months old and has taken 79 foxes single handed, 39 Red stags, has won me £349,211.56p on coursing bets and also rescued a small child from drowning, i was just acting a c**t as i didn't want folk getting wind of the next big thing, sorry........
  8. I bet a european eagle owl would they been known to take fox :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  9. And born hunter, please don't listen to these so called experts on here, this is my bitch stripe with a coyote taken single handed on Holiday at Butlins Skegness last season
  10. Ian, my gripe is you haven't added a tool filter, we still have a lot of tools
  11. Some of the replies on this thread have me in stitches........one thing though lads, i had a word with my pet badger Hank about the owl and he said no way Jose...........
  12. Wheres Grant, i miss him and little tantrums, the constant begging for facts like a cross between a sponge and a dictionary, stamping his feet saying "show me the facts, mummy they wont show me the facts", the moral, legal and ethical stand has been shown but alas Grant, poor blinkered little Grant is having none of it, he shared his genius plan at the local park during a break from playing poo sticks in the local stream with the other children, "what a spiffing idea Grant" said Chalrles, "oh thats such a truly marvelous plan Grant" said Imelda, "thats it then chums, im going to go on THL and
  13. The cocker would mash the charlie up and pop a cap in its ass, then it would transfer to a fallow herd, single out the biggest buck and mash it up good styley!!!!! The answer is how longs a piece of string.............
  14. Yes, yes it does sound a stupid question.............
  15. Ermm, does anyone else not think this is a previous or multiple account member having a laugh..................
  16. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  17. Simoman

    The store

    Its from IanB and you deal with a straighter bloke........
  18. Too much info......... Sorry Bungle I met my partner Amanda at a swinging club in 2006, we dated for 2 years and i found Amanda to be a very aggressive lover until Amanda revealed himself in 2008 as Strong Stuff, shocked was an understatement but we have remained a couple ever since............
  19. Sad everytime i read about it, theiving scum, who the f**k buys these dogs.......
  20. Were the hares kept in an enclosed fenced field to hunt? I doubt it............
  21. Something i'd really like a go at, shame they appear to have been eradicated here in the UK...
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