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Stavross

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  1. Back on the graft today and it’s bloody freezing
  2. She got clean away with that, but I can see why they do it, this country pays millions a year to keep foreign prisoners in our jails, and in this situation what’s the point of paying for this thick little bit*h to stay in your country when you can take a chunk of money of them and kick her out, also we don’t know how much she squealed when questioned about how she ended up in this situation
  3. Seen as I haven’t put anything on here for a couple of years and I’m sat waiting for Mrs Stav to get ready it thought I’d put something on it was my first day of this season yesterday and it was a cracker, being the first day we only want to stir them up a bit so we did mostly boundary drives, I was aiming for a 40/50 bird day and that’s what they got 46 pheasants, a jay and a squirrel, everyone went away happy and my mates little lad ( Hugo ) shot himself a couple of cracking birds on the first drive with the little 28 bore, elevenses was mental, game sausage roll, potato and leek soup,
  4. Chicken stroganoff type thing yesterday, lovely after being out all day chasing pheasants around, taking my old mam out for lunch today so it will save me cooking
  5. Sad thing is he’s still going to have a very privileged life compared to the rest of us, they should turn his house into a HMO for the homeless and if he wants a roof over his head he could be the live in caretaker
  6. It still bloody hurts, first time tonight the I’ve made something since I did it just a mushroom ragu and it took me ages, Mrs Stav has picked up some new skill over the past week On the up side I’m allowed my trusty blue tray and to eat it in the front room on my knee
  7. I must be getting old and grumpy because I hate all of it, Halloween, Christmas, new year, bonfire night, even Easter I did used to love bommy night when I was a kid, chucking air bombs in the Chinese, firing rockets over the wall at HMP Holme House and making the biggest fire we could on the back field, I remember one year a lad cut down a telegraph pole for something to build a fire around, this was a time before mobiles
  8. I’m one of them, I just like big, fast or high end cars, when I was a kid and all my mates had fiesta’s or Nova’s I had a cavalier Sri, then it was cosworths, and anything with a turbo, later on it was land rover discovery’s, Audi A4’s, now it’s a toss up between my little van or the S3, my missus is the same, she’s always had high end cars, even though she doesn’t go anywhere and works less than 2 miles from home
  9. ( world’s biggest tick ) looks like it’s had a good feed and has just dropped off
  10. The view from my office for at least the next few days, I’m climbing the fu*king walls already, Mrs Stav has gone back to work today, I think it’s just to get away from me
  11. When the blocker wore off the pain was bad for about 5 or 6 hours, now I’m just bunged up like a smackhead off the painkillers
  12. I just kill them and eat them it’s as simple as that, by the way, these are not deer
  13. I feel invincible now Mrs said it won’t be long before I do something equally as stupid, hopefully I learn from this and realise I’m not getting any younger and if I want to get older I need to take more care one thing I do know is they did the operation with a nerve blocker so my arm was completely numb until 6 o’clock this morning, now it’s bloody painful but I’ll put up with that over losing the use of my hand or being dead
  14. Mrs Stav is on household duty for the next few days, she’s like a rabbit in the headlights but we’ll get there
  15. Well I’m all done, surgeon said he’s never seen an injury like that where its missed all the important stuff, told me to put the lottery on, I feel very lucky
  16. They better get the right arm
  17. I’ve used that loads of time, fixes everything
  18. Guard was on, it just spun around and grabbed me
  19. Luckily I’m ambidextrous so I’ve got that covered
  20. Not sure what I hit but there was blood everywhere, I shit myself
  21. Well I’ve been to see the hand doctor and he said I’m the luckiest person he’s seen recently, I’ve got to have it operated on tomorrow, it doesn’t look too bad to me but it bloody hurts
  22. I use DPT mods on my HMR and centrefires they work really well and you make your own if you like that sort of thing because you can get the individual sections and they are not expensive, if you buy direct from him
  23. That flapjack looks amazing, they are one of my favourite things
  24. No more work for a bit for me, managed to put a grinder through my wrist, surgery in the next couple of days, thought I was going to bleed out, very scary, luckily I wasn’t on my own this morning
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