You couldn’t pay me enough, I’m too pretty for jail
ive got a mate who was involved in the import business of party prescriptions in the mid 90 ( his dad owned a coach company) he knew at some point his luck would run out so every penny he made he gave to someone he knew who cleaned and “ invested “ it for him with no connection to him, when he got court it was for a few hundred pills and he got 3 years for it, he’s now living like a country gent and hasn’t worked a day since the early 2000’s, I would of said the 18 months he did inside was definitely worth it for the life he lives now