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Jackknife

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  1. Bin the fecking things, load a cheap shite.
  2. Look like carp rods, maybe made by chub, could be old outkasts or power weave with that type of styling hard to tell to be fair.
  3. The fat bitch that works the till in local tesco petrol station, 10 minutes to get to the fag counter to get my baccy. Fecking thing can't get up and down off the stool she's crucifying so pulls herself along the counter till she can reach, really really fucks me off. And news agents/corner shop owners talking on their mobile while serving you, ask you 3 fecking times what you want because they not listening.
  4. Maybe try a danzak little bit spicy but tasty. The trouble with Indian takeaways to much variation between them in the quality of the dishes Out of over 10 in my local area I'd only order from 2 of them rest are shite lol
  5. Or just eat the butter chicken first be waste time taste wise if its after few mouthfuls of vindaloo lol
  6. Was reading that his approach to each shot is now different to previous also shortened his back swing, its obviously working.
  7. My mate see 3 blokes like that in the local pub toilets, he came to the bar and told the guvnor of the pub who then said has the one in the middle got ginger hair, my mate said actually yes he did. The guvnor then replied...... Yeah he always was a lucky b*****d lol
  8. Iv watched her for hours didnt realise she was a cook ?
  9. I once see an Italian greyhound take a gull in flight on local playing fields so reckon it be good match...... Good night polly lol
  10. And if you believe that your believe anything....... I'm off to look for my nuts ?
  11. Now that depends, I'm 54 how longs this experiment likely to take lol
  12. Looks like il have to throw few conkers in my water butt see what comes of them ?
  13. I remember the things your talking about we found them as kids in a local pond. I remember them being quite rubbery,not saying the answer isn't conkers but I don't recall any trees nearby. We always assumed they had come from the lily pads or Reed beds,seed pods, root bulbs, feck knows something like that lol just a thought.
  14. I'd have her do it on a glass coffee table while I lay underneath it,?
  15. Got some meat on them, Do you eat them, sure iv heard of turtle soup before.
  16. Good shooting, where did you get the catty pal cheers
  17. Didn't see you put that up, now I know cheers
  18. Think it might be, see them catching them in pots down Cornwall they all get exported as no market for them here but they fetch more money than lobster apparently ?
  19. Ffs I see your cheap options were short lived ?
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