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Black neck

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  1. Your going co-op for the sauce And me leg ain't gammy it's gout am gorrum gout off big Stan so bollox
  2. Your going the wrong way follow the smoke
  3. f****n rolls now hang on I'm going shop spose it's soft rolls for yer old tegs like
  4. I'm splashing out mate but I got no brown sauce so on your way in go in the co-op go in the cafe bit use the bogs and grab handful a them little sachets on your way thru Ffs see if there's any fruity hp for the Cain fussy c**t
  5. Good it don't get dark for a bit you can help us wi these fecking sarnies
  6. Your welcome mate you can run 1 a mine probably better off running them usen tho
  7. Ffs I ain't got everything if your coming Dan I'll open another tin you need fattening up bless ya
  8. So who's coming lamping then need to know how many sandwiches to mek up corned beef
  9. Rapson I got a Shetland you can ride on and shine the lamp and I'll slip the dogs unless you want to jump your whippets off the hosses bounce I got 2 hip flasks begins like
  10. Dad you can't be from Yorkshire as well as scotland
  11. Well it's bin raining for an hour so the grounds perfect of out lamping tonite Any dog worth feeding knows not to touch young quarry hopefully be a good night it's windy as feck
  12. Tek it or leave it the beard Literally
  13. I break it down numbers to rizlas Hoping for a whole packet this year will be a first
  14. I'm sure we will ya cantankerous old fecker Where in the Midlands are you mate
  15. We're always learning dad however old Today we learned that talisker can make decent blokes talk crap lol
  16. Bollox was gonna say a 34 but there fairly rare now That's what I get tryna be a clever bollok Cracking dog btw
  17. Your like them Indians what start talking in them own language when the see you coming Well lucky I can speak Scottish Och ma wee bodie s fell in ma porridge what's got salt in it eye See
  18. You will keep up mate wi the amount of times I fall over you be waiting for me I'm not about numbers of things just a good old mooch
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