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  1. Black neck
    Your going co-op for the sauce And me leg ain't gammy it's gout am gorrum gout off big Stan so bollox
  2. Black neck
    Your going the wrong way follow the smoke
  3. Black neck
    f****n rolls now hang on I'm going shop spose it's soft rolls for yer old tegs like
  4. Black neck
    I'm splashing out mate but I got no brown sauce so on your way in go in the co-op go in the cafe bit use the bogs and grab handful a them little sachets on your way thru Ffs see if there's any fruity hp for the Cain fussy c**t
  5. Black neck
    Good it don't get dark for a bit you can help us wi these fecking sarnies
  6. Black neck
    Your welcome mate you can run 1 a mine probably better off running them usen tho
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    Ffs I ain't got everything if your coming Dan I'll open another tin you need fattening up bless ya
  8. Black neck
    Bring your own
  9. Black neck
    So who's coming lamping then need to know how many sandwiches to mek up corned beef
  10. Black neck
    A rusty vagina lol
  11. Black neck
    Rapson I got a Shetland you can ride on and shine the lamp and I'll slip the dogs unless you want to jump your whippets off the hosses bounce I got 2 hip flasks begins like
  12. Black neck
    Dad you can't be from Yorkshire as well as scotland
  13. Black neck
    Well it's bin raining for an hour so the grounds perfect of out lamping tonite Any dog worth feeding knows not to touch young quarry hopefully be a good night it's windy as feck
  14. Black neck
    Looks happy about it mate
  15. Black neck
    Tek it or leave it the beard Literally
  16. Black neck
    Reach around
  17. Black neck
    Nice to meet you frank
  18. Black neck
    Hello micky
  19. Black neck
    I break it down numbers to rizlas Hoping for a whole packet this year will be a first
  20. Black neck
    I'm sure we will ya cantankerous old fecker Where in the Midlands are you mate
  21. Black neck
    We're always learning dad however old Today we learned that talisker can make decent blokes talk crap lol
  22. Black neck
    Bollox was gonna say a 34 but there fairly rare now That's what I get tryna be a clever bollok Cracking dog btw
  23. Black neck
    Ok I'll shut up then
  24. Black neck
    Your like them Indians what start talking in them own language when the see you coming Well lucky I can speak Scottish Och ma wee bodie s fell in ma porridge what's got salt in it eye See
  25. Black neck
    You will keep up mate wi the amount of times I fall over you be waiting for me I'm not about numbers of things just a good old mooch
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