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Foxpack 2

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  1. My wife walked in the kitchen and said, "That smells nice, what is it?" "Its a red wine sauce I've made." I pointed my finger towards her and said, "Have a taste." She said, "That tastes f***ing disgusting." "Sorry, wrong finger... scratched my arse with that one."
  2. Warning labels are stupid. I bought some Deodorant and it says on the can, "Avoid Contact with Eyes" TOO LATE, I've already seen it.
  3. Be handy little bushers them. Bitch is very well bred. Also like the little sealyham x Russell. Ideal size.
  4. My missus told me she'd got an invite to a fancy dress party. "Oh, that explains the latex rubber sumo wrestler suit you're trying on" She replied "What f***ing latex rubber sumo suit? I'm naked you b*****d"
  5. A mans wandering through the woods when he comes across a guy tied to a tree his arms around the trunk and wrists cable tied together. He shouts"help me untie me I've just been robbed at knifepoint, they've taken my wallet and car keys we need to call the police " "Oh dear says the other man"unzipping his trousers "it's just not your lucky day is it sweetie?"
  6. I have fetched to step girls up from toddlers plus 3 of my own. I've worked hard to provide for them. They all show there love for me on fathers day. And always spoil me rotten. With very thoughtful gifts, not last minute pound land shite. So no split arse rugg munchers are gonna stop that for me!! ?
  7. On a better hand. I bet my pack will make some noise when they find a few wolves chilling out ???????
  8. There, ll give them a few seasons, then tree hugging rabbit shaggers will start there save the wolfs bullshit. Because shooters will have to start culling then when they realise lamb tastes nicer than deer.
  9. Still use the Coleman lamp but with lithium 22 amp for rabbits. Fox wise use the blitz.
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